Jonathan

A complete dick head who ditch friends to attempt to be popular while he can't.
He is a huge peace of shit that deserves to get raped and rot in hell.
Fuck you Jonathan.
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An absolute fucking trash ass idiot was doesn’t give up his seat cause he’s busy sitting there like a dumbfuck. That one time he sat there like a mindless idiot and continued going through his phone he knew I was there but didn’t offer his seat cause his lunch is made from god damn fucking gold even it’s not. He’s poor af. His dad drives a Dodge Grand Caravan. That thing has the worse safety ratings. And like he didn’t offer his seat for me, like bitch tf. Wtfz
Jonathan doesn’t have class
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Jonathan, Hes a real fuck boy
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He is the worst in bed

Yep that’s a Jonathan
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Narcissistic and loves to hurt others. Makes the greatest fan fictions of his gay lovers that one of them is a filthy Jew that loves to smash. He also likes to insult everything that moves and refers to them being autistic. He might be a Nazi as well.
From the words of Jonathan:"James you fucking autistic fuck!!-!"
"STEVEN I HOPE YOU FUCKING KILL YOUR SELF YOU AUTISTIC DERPY MOTHERFUCKER!"
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He a hoe, man thot,...hasn't looked at his socks normally from georgia...know as big ugly, not a alcoholic but a alcohol conisuer.
"Can't stand Jonathan when ever he's around,
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A great guy nice, fun, kind, caring, he just has some weird shit going on behind the scenes. Jonathans are known for being fucked up just enough for you to never want to talk to them again, physically or mentally. Ex: disturbingly deep or high voice, way to big or way to small where it counts, way to big or way to small in general, just plain old weird shit all around, he is nice but mostly just grosses you out.
Man I wish I would have known he was a Jonathan. I almost threw up when I saw the amount of hair between his toes .
by Ikeydickie September 06, 2016
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