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Jessie

She likes watermelon and will have boba tea three times in a day depending on the price. She pretends like she’s sweet and naive, but she’ll tell you how much she hates everyone at 12am when you guys are walking her dog. She despises the popular and superficial kids and she doesn’t consider anyone cute unless they star in a drama. She built like a marshmellow and shes so pale she blends into walls. She’s a good listener and a huge scaredy cat, but she’s always down to hang out even if it’s just in eachother’s company.
A: Jessie’s so sweet omg
B: you know she hates you right?
by Kaylaly March 29, 2020
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jessy

just an awesome guy with a fucked up life
me: hey jessy, hows life
jessy: FUCKED UP!
by C.A.O.L February 15, 2022
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Jessie

Nz slang for nz native who murdered and dismembered grace muillane in a crime of passion, dismembered her and packed her in a suitcase for disposal.

News reports suggest up to 6 were dismembered in the same hotel room.

See moa.
by DOT_ROD February 12, 2024
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Jessie

The first word you say while making a Walter White Impression.
You sounding stupid:JESSIE
by creepyawman17 February 18, 2022
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Jessy

Jessy will whoop your ass. Or hug you. It all depends on you. You give respect, you will be respected. He sees through your bullshit and posturing. Leave your ego at the door. Hard exterior, intimidating, loud, outgoing, life of the party. Very charismatic and charming. Ladies Jessy will make you forget everyone before him. Jessy also loses interest quickly. So don’t get comfortable, he was drawn to you for a reason. Don’t get lazy. At home he’s quiet, deep in though, often seems like he’s somewhere else. He’s caring, romantic and an over thinker. Fiercely loyal, aggressively protective and fearless. He doesn’t pick fights or look for confrontation, he’s quick to end them though.
Jessy is the man!
by Annabananna99 November 25, 2021
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Jessie

Jessie showed me her hairy ass and farted right in my face
by Plassholio September 30, 2021
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