Jared Manning

A man who dickrides everyone and is smooth with the ladies.

Man that dude is being such a Jared Manning to Noah Walsh.

by Jacob R. Barnett October 30, 2018

Jared Kusnitz

Young actor best known for his portrayal of Jimmy in Dance of the Dead, as well as Henry on ABC's cancelled series Surviving Suburbia.

Jimmy: You guys... we're in a funeral home.

Jared Kusnitz is a good actor.

by Đăķåņą September 29, 2009

The Jared Cipak

A mosh move, usually starting with 2 or 3 2-Steps followed by a back/front flip. You do this repeatedly until your heart stops.

To do the jared cipak, takes much skill and ear streching, some will never master it, as hard as they may try.

by moshandroll01 January 31, 2007

Jared Thomas

Somebody who doesn't answer your messages. When or if they respond, there messages are about about weed or anything that contains THC.

P1: dude answer my messages
P2: no response

P1: Your such a Jared Thomas!

by Omgimaduck August 28, 2014

pull a jared

Saying you're going to do one thing, but go to jail instead.

Don't pull a Jared.

by #momproblems August 23, 2015

jared spurgeon

an actual goat

"Did you guys see Jared Spurgeon? Yeah man, such a goat!"

by cstew7 October 17, 2017

jar-jaring

Slamming your tongue into a womens vagina while exclaiming "How rude!" In your best Jar-jar Binks accent.

I was "Jar-jaring" your mother last night.

by Gtc March 8, 2015