jar-jaring

Slamming your tongue into a womens vagina while exclaiming "How rude!" In your best Jar-jar Binks accent.

I was "Jar-jaring" your mother last night.

by Gtc March 8, 2015

pull a jared

Saying you're going to do one thing, but go to jail instead.

Don't pull a Jared.

by #momproblems August 23, 2015

jared spurgeon

an actual goat

"Did you guys see Jared Spurgeon? Yeah man, such a goat!"

by cstew7 October 17, 2017

jared glen

A guy who has a big heart and can be very clingy. He has a great smile and amazing smile. He is caring and always willing to loosen up but can also be serious when he needs to. He has a great body and can give you what ever is requested wether it’s sexual or not he’s the perfect guy for you.

Oh Jared Glen you are the Perfect guy

by Jeraco2002 April 19, 2018

Jared Manning

A man who dickrides everyone and is smooth with the ladies.

Man that dude is being such a Jared Manning to Noah Walsh.

by Jacob R. Barnett October 30, 2018

Jared Wood

Bandwagoner to every team that wins the championship

Ryan- I just saw Jared Wood in his new Bryce Harper jersey!
Caitlyn- Really! He just bought a Manny Maxhado jersey yesterday!

by Sarah Graysun :) March 7, 2019

doin the jared

the act of sticking your dick inside a subway sandwhich and then fucking your girl anal position until the mayo mix leaks out.

oh yeah just went to subway bout to do "doin the jared" to my girl.

by mcfunny names November 12, 2010