A jag is someone who is uptight or inflexible. Overly concerned with rules and order, or is unable or unwilling to relax. To be Hibbity means to send unsteady or contradicting signals.
Bro: Man, Stacie said I should text her, then didn't respond because she didn't want to seem too eager.
Broseph: Sounds like you have a Hibbity Jag on your hands.
Broseph: Sounds like you have a Hibbity Jag on your hands.
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Alternative usage;
Q:"Did you here Steve jagged a foot long flatly?"
A:"naa bullshit, no way he's got any talent with a fishing rod"
A2: "100%, Steve caught a flatly straight of the wharf, he totally jagged that fish. He's got more arse than class some times"
Alternative usage;
Q:"Did you here Steve jagged a foot long flatly?"
A:"naa bullshit, no way he's got any talent with a fishing rod"
A2: "100%, Steve caught a flatly straight of the wharf, he totally jagged that fish. He's got more arse than class some times"
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verb \ˈjag\ (past tense: Jagged, present participle: Jagging)
To cheekily sell someone down the river for one’s own convenience, often with a winning smile and suspiciously good pitch.
To make a promise or commitment, only to very suavely wriggle out of it at the last second.
To enthusiastically overpromise and under-deliver—with the confidence of a 1980s salesman trying to sell you air.
Usage:
Etymology:
Inspired by Jag, a charming colleague whose actions—though not malicious—tend to result in others doing the heavy lifting. Much like a vintage infomercial, Jagging is smooth, persuasive, and occasionally leaves you wondering what just happened.
Synonyms:
Light sellout, friendly flake, accidental Houdini.
See also:
Sell down the river, make a clean exit, smooth talk.
verb \ˈjag\ (past tense: Jagged, present participle: Jagging)
To cheekily sell someone down the river for one’s own convenience, often with a winning smile and suspiciously good pitch.
To make a promise or commitment, only to very suavely wriggle out of it at the last second.
To enthusiastically overpromise and under-deliver—with the confidence of a 1980s salesman trying to sell you air.
Usage:
Etymology:
Inspired by Jag, a charming colleague whose actions—though not malicious—tend to result in others doing the heavy lifting. Much like a vintage infomercial, Jagging is smooth, persuasive, and occasionally leaves you wondering what just happened.
Synonyms:
Light sellout, friendly flake, accidental Houdini.
See also:
Sell down the river, make a clean exit, smooth talk.
"Oh come on, not again—I’ve been Jagged!”
“He said he’d sort the report, but he’s vanished like a puff of smoke. Classic Jag.”
“Careful—he lies like cheap carpet. Total Jag move.”
“He said he’d sort the report, but he’s vanished like a puff of smoke. Classic Jag.”
“Careful—he lies like cheap carpet. Total Jag move.”
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