Josh

Tiny dick, big bitch, possibly gay, Klinefelter syndrome having ass nigga who probably wants your D. If you see a Josh just try to out run him which should be easy too do due too his morbidly obese stature. If he does manage to catch you, he will most likely pull you pants down and molest you.

Person 1: “HELP THERES A JOSH COMING”
Person 2: “PH JESUS CHRIST RUN. HIDE THE KIDS”
Josh: “COME HERE LITTLE BOY”

by White_Van_Man March 30, 2020

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Josh

Very short
Bad at video games
Sweat at english (worst subject)
Captain of every sport
Funny
Future Job: TV show host
Likes Holding on poles
In his own world (neutral)
Cant hear
Likes eating out of date yoghurt (chunky)
6 pack
gets the girls
"Deap voice"

"Hey ur a josh at games" "I know :("

by Louise Mary Jayne November 18, 2018

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Josh

Social media comment guy who defends the natural behavior of animals so he can attack his humans victims online.

Oh can you imagine being such a Josh that you’d think letting a lion roam the neighborhood is good idea.

by Sassilassi September 3, 2019

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Josh

josh is one of the best people you will meet he is easygoing and is always chill. he's the type that doesn't hold grudges and is a great guy once you get to know him

Josh is chill

by Puffisfish September 9, 2020

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Josh

Josh is a guy who likes to have fun and loves to talk to his friends. He defends himself and others around him and can be very dirty minded. If he opens up to you it means he trust you and that he cares about you. He brightens your day and can make you laugh in a second. He treats you right and will defend you in any situation. When he cries in front of you it means he trusts you enough to know you wont judge him as he never shows his emotions. He's a very loveable person but does have a dark side, he never really shows it though.

"Hey you know that person called Josh?"
"Oh yeah he's pretty awesome!"

by Hiddenshadowgirl June 4, 2019

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