Lumber-jap

(Verb) When a Japanese woman yells timber while dropping a fecal log into the timber loader of a mans mouth.

I contracted a lumber-jap when I visited Japan last year. Still can’t the taste out of my mouth..

by Jefudiah October 15, 2018

Magic jap’s eye

Magic jap’s eye, the art of screwing ones eyes up as to see the pixelated areas of a Japanese porn movie with more clarity

Hey Dave you know what the magic jap’s eye is..... wel, if you screw up your eyes real tight and peep through, after a while you can just about make out that she’s pissing

by Lumberjack88 November 5, 2018

wap-a-jap

A non-derogatory term for a Japanese person.

Look at that wap-a-jap over there selling his sushi.

by Maxxer69 October 19, 2018

Poor Little JAP

Someone that isn't really Jewish, but whines about disadvantages and injustice/unfairness to try and make themself look like an underdog in life desite not actually being one in reality.

The only thing marginalized about the Poor Little JAP was her bullshit image. She was as mainstream and attention seeking as anybody could get back in high school.

by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021

ghetto jap

A Japanese person that typically will try to be black.

Let Motsu be a Japanese rapper.

OMFG! Motsu is a ghetto jap!

by R-J August 23, 2005

Balcony JAP

Derived from the famous phrase " Porch Monkey " a balcony jap is a JAP that sits in her fucking mansion or on her fucking balcony all day... a Balcony JAP doesnt hafta be Jewish... but she has to be a fucking rich girl that is spoiled outta her mind... it may infact be the ultimite dissing.. caution in using this one... it could get u into trouble... only use it under serious circumstances

hey jon, lets go down to Molly's house and throw rocks into her balcony window which is trimmed in gold and silver and has ribbons and rich on it

by APugs July 8, 2004

hairy jap eye

a term for Vagina

Don't show him your hairy jap eye

by i'm from N.Z June 30, 2009