If your born on this day, you are very pretty. Have daddy long legs. You’re very smart, top of the class sometimes. And you have some really good friends.
by Judo girly November 14, 2019
Get the January 14mug. Eff the Exes Day!
A day to focus on your hate for your ex, and think about how they'll realize someday you are pretty much the Bee's Knees. A good day to get scandalous, go on many dates, and maybe texting your ex a Drunken hate text!
A day to focus on your hate for your ex, and think about how they'll realize someday you are pretty much the Bee's Knees. A good day to get scandalous, go on many dates, and maybe texting your ex a Drunken hate text!
Joe: Hey John! Heard you got pretty messed up last night!
Josh: Yeah, I was celebrating National Eff the Exes Day.
Joe: There's a holiday called that?
Josh: Yeah every January 21st!
Joe: Cool! What did you do?
John: Well, I went on a super date with the entire college cheerleading squad, drank a 1.75 of Vodka, and finally texted my ex a pic of me giving her the middle finger whilst laying out a Cleveland Steamer on the Cheer Captain's chest!
Joe: HEYOOOH!!! Good riddance to that whore!
Josh: Yeah, I was celebrating National Eff the Exes Day.
Joe: There's a holiday called that?
Josh: Yeah every January 21st!
Joe: Cool! What did you do?
John: Well, I went on a super date with the entire college cheerleading squad, drank a 1.75 of Vodka, and finally texted my ex a pic of me giving her the middle finger whilst laying out a Cleveland Steamer on the Cheer Captain's chest!
Joe: HEYOOOH!!! Good riddance to that whore!
by CaptainBolar January 19, 2012
Get the January 21stmug. by Heheeh101 November 1, 2019
Get the January 31stmug. Is a Real Nigga Holiday and All The Bitches and Niggas Want Us You never Hear anything Bad About Us And We Will Rick Yo Fucking World mentally and Physically And Thats On Period
by Lollypop❤️ October 18, 2019
Get the January 26mug. by anonymous January 13, 2021
Get the January 14mug. January the 14th is get freaky day
by Livelifeup October 15, 2019
Get the January 14mug. girl: hey look hes over there
girl #2: (kisses him)
boy:(kisses her back)What was that for?
Girl #2: Its January 9
Talk back 2 teachers (its revenge time)LMAO
girl #2: (kisses him)
boy:(kisses her back)What was that for?
Girl #2: Its January 9
Talk back 2 teachers (its revenge time)LMAO
by Real_bitch!!! January 7, 2020
Get the January 9mug.