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America Does Not Stand With Israel

Israel can eat a dick. The Jews can eat a dick. The Israeli Jews are getting more out of America than the America creator of AI! How is that possible? In what world? Well, a world where the Jews think they are God. This is why Hilter. They attack Iran. It's 'preemptive self-defense.' You retaliate in any way shape or form? Terrorism. Who decides who gets nukes and who does not? Doesn't matter. The Jews don't have to submit to any other authority.
Hym "Um... No America does not stand with Israel. Ted Cruz need to stop lying over there because we do not give a single fuck about Israel."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2025
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Israel

When you steal someone's house and then get shocked when they hate you as a result
Najda: "You are such an Israel"
Yochanan: "And if I don't Israel it, someone else will"
by VivaPalestina June 15, 2025
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Israeled

Taking something that belongs to someone else.

This is the most common definition. It refers to claiming ownership of something that isn't yours, often through force or manipulation.
After the group project, everyone else did most of the work, but John ended up taking all the credit and basically Israeled the whole grade.
by SlangCity April 7, 2024
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Israel

Is a man that loves skibiti toilet to the ends of the earth
You're such an Israel.
by Isthismyhandle May 1, 2024
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Anti-Israel

OH! RIGHT THERE! You see it? Rhetorical shift!
Hym "They're calling them 'Anti-Israel' protests now! 'Anti-Israel' as opposed to 'PRO-HAMAS.' They were calling it 'PRO-HAMAS' a second ago and now they've pivoted to 'ANTI-ISRAEL.' Maybe all of the war crimes Israel is committing like bombing ambulances and aid trucks and shooting into the crowd of people receiving aid and mass graves with zip-tied bodies is making it harder to pretend Hamas has anything to do with the protests!"
by Hym Iam May 1, 2024
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Occupied Israel

by Zionistman42069 May 3, 2024
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Israelitis

An infection in which a cabal of miniature, gummy bear sized Jews lay eggs in your ears, and speak hypersonic yiddish causing mental impairment. They may burrow to expand their synagogue. When the Jewlet eggs hatch, the host experiences an immediate urge to circumcise themselves with the nearest sharp object.
This infection is commonly contracted from nests in pool tables and dart boards.
1) P1: Fuck man, I keep missing my pool shots this table must be broken.
P2: Nah man u just got Israelitis.
by Dr. Not A. Nazi May 19, 2024
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