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Israel

When you borrow someones property in order to claim it as your own
by iDontTrustYou June 10, 2024
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Israeled

When you come back home and someone has taken and ruined it, so you get in, start to fix the place up, and they keep attacking you for it, so you fight back and consistently win.

Jewish people returning to their native homeland, to provide a shelter for world Jews and rehabilitate the land from centuries of abuse at the hands of Roman and Arab colonialists.

When you invite your neighbors to coexist peacefully but have to defend yourself by any means necessary because neighbor continues their genocidal aggression.
Are you ok?
Yeah...I just got Israeled, but I'll be aright. I just need to practice more self-defense for the next time they try.
Why? Need help?
Yeah, I do. I'm surrounded by jihadist neighbors.
by breathyful January 28, 2024
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Israel

A Jewish nation legally recreated on the ancestral homeland of the Jewish people. Subjected to constant attacks, demonization, misinformation, and straight up blood libels masquerading as criticism (most of the definitions here fit that description) from leftists, arab supremacists, and garden variety Jew haters.

While israel is obviously far from perfect like any other country, it certainly doesn't deserve this level of intense hatred that is being displayed by these same hypocrites who to this day insist on minimizing and denying not just the atrocities of Oct 7th but the massive history of unprovoked violence from Arabs.

It's strange how a few years before , you had more objective definitions of israel and now all you see is toxic anti israel garbage heavily upvoted. I suspect there's a massive disinformation campaign involving Qatar, Iran, and a lot of bots.
Israel completely upholds international war in this current war. The Gaza casualties claimed by the gaza health ministry are unreliable and have a lot of fabrication to them. Many analysts have pointed out the absurdity of the casualties that are being claimed.

Another thing to keep in mind is that hamas terrorist wear civilian clothing and operate out of densely populated areas which makes it extremely hard to differentiate them. Which is a war crime of Perdidy.

To all you anti Israel cretins, go fuck yourself. Israel is here to stay and no amount of fake propaganda or lying by omission will change that.
by Wake Up June 11, 2024
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Israel

A country that was terrorized by evil Palestinians AKA Hamas on October 7th 2023.
Did you know that Palestine kidnapped and killed over 1k people in Israel?
by ilikeorangesandbananas September 15, 2024
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Israeled

When you start a fight with someone and they beat the shit out of you, you got Israeled. Similar to fucking around and finding out.
I shoved this little guy out of my way at a concert, and he ended up beating the fuck out of me — I got Israeled.
by FAFO Officer January 24, 2024
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israel

I am israel.

In 1917, I came to a land without a people for a people without a land. The people who were here had no right to be here & I showed them they had to leave or die, razing 400 Palestinian villages, erasing their history.

My people committed massacres & became Prime Ministers. In 1948, M. Begin slaughtered the inhabitants of Deir Yassin, including 100 women & children. In 1953, A. Sharon slaughtered the inhabitants of Qibya & in 1982 arranged for our allies to butcher around 2,000 in the refugee camps of Sabra & Shatila.

Carved in 1948 out of 78% of Palestine, dispossessing inhabitants & replacing them with jews from Europe & elsewhere. While the natives whose families lived on this land for thousands of years are not allowed to return, jews from all over the world are welcome to instant citizenship.

In 1967, I swallowed the remaining lands of Palestine - East Jerusalem, West Bank & Gaza - I placed their inhabitants under oppressive military rule, controlling & humiliating every aspect of their daily lives. They should get the message that they are not welcome to stay & join the millions of Palestinian refugees in the shanty camps of Lebanon & Jordan.

I control American policy. My American Israel Public Affairs Committee can make or break any politician. All the forces of the world are powerless against me, including the UN as I have the American veto to block any condemnation of my war crimes. As Sharon so eloquently phrased it, “We control America”.
I am israel.

I influence American mainstream media & the news is tailored to my favour. I invest millions of dollars into PR representation & CNN, New York Times & others have been doing an excellent job of promoting my propaganda. Look at other international news sources & you will see the difference.

I will negotiate peace but will only let you have your municipalities while I control your borders, water, airspace & anything else of importance. While we 'negotiate,' I swallow your hilltops & fill them with settlements, populated by the most extremist of my extremists, armed to the teeth. These settlements will be connected with roads you cannot use & you will be imprisoned in your little Bantustans between them, surrounded by checkpoints.

I have the world's fourth strongest army & possess nuclear weapons. How dare your children confront my oppression with stones, my soldiers won’t hesitate to blow their heads off! I have killed & injured mostly civilians & have the mandate to continue since the international community remains silent. Ignore, as I do, the hundreds of Israeli reserve officers who are now refusing to carry out my control over your lands & people; their voices of conscience will not protect you.

I have bullets, tanks, missiles, Apaches & F-16s. I place your towns under siege, confiscate your lands, uproot your trees, demolish your homes & you still demand freedom? Don’t you get the message? You will never have peace or freedom because… I am Israel.
by ashkenazi anti zionist November 22, 2023
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Israeled

Genocide; A powerful state genociding a group of weak people who are under their control all while still claiming victimhood.
On October of 2023 in history of the struggle for freedom, Palestinians have been israeled by the state of Israel.
by yaassyyr November 11, 2023
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