infectious smile

A euphemism for "herpes" in personal ads.

see also, contagious smile

I have herpes, so I only look for personal ads that say "infectious smile".

by FredDill August 19, 2010

infection

i cant believe no one defined this yet. the world is growing more and more retarded every day.......well, if you have to look this up, you are either a seven year old looking up innapropriate words with out your parents knowing or you are a douche.

the infection spread throughout the human race until there were no humans left to face the zombie takeover.

by starywind April 19, 2010

Inception

A movie that's also can be called a mindfuck.. Warning wear a mind condom when seeing this movie!

Guy 1: Wow inception was a mindfuck wasn't it?
Guy 2: Yea i forgot to wear my mind condom but i left early so i didn't see the mindfuck parts of it..

by urbanthedictionary January 24, 2011

Yeast-Infection

1) Another name for a beer buzz.

2) ALCOHOLISM with a strong lust for beer.

3) Inability to stop after just one or two.

1) "Friends don't let friends drive with yeast-infections."

2) "Consuming twelve bottles of beer each day may result in a yeast-infection. "

3) "Dad hasn't worked in 6 months due to a yeast-infection."

by Rencewell November 8, 2011

Immaculate Infection

married heterosexual couples who claim they have no idea how they became infected with HIV

Jim and Jane have been together for 12 years and just found out they are both HIV positive. Both say they have no idea how they got it; it must have been an Immaculate Infection.

by that chick! April 28, 2010

zombie infection

zombie infection: a breakout of a virus (infection) causing the dead to come to life and hunt the living and causing ultimate extinction of human race, eventually without control all life on earth.

zombie infection

by last man standing2 August 13, 2011

viral infection

A Doctors term which translates to "we don't know what the fuck you've got. Go home and rest and hopefully it will go away by itself"!!

Hmmm Yes, Yes, You have a viral infection. Antibiotics won't help. Just go home and rest and take plenty of fluids.

by Nolly76 July 21, 2014