Tom Holland

The Hottest Man in the World He Gets All Pussies And All Niggers Tom Is A Fucking God

Tom Holland is really hor

by George Memeulous February 24, 2021

Tom Holland

A wholesome human being who has a large loyal fanbase. Doesn't know how to say Croissant properly, says it like "quackson". Is Peter Parker in the most recent Spiderman movies. Has incredible chemistry with his co star and long time best friend Zendaya. He has been reportedly been dating Zendaya since September 2021 when they got papped kissing at a red light in one of their cars. Tom Holland has also been in Avengers movies and the film Cherry where he shaved his head for the role.

Tom Holland was seen at the set for Spiderman: No Way Home last Thursday

by thecherryontop77 May 23, 2023

The Holland Heater

When you take apart the wiring for a space heater and clamp the exposed wires to the females nipples. You then proceed to have sex with her while flipping the switch for the heater randomly causing a jolt of electricity to run through her and arousing her until climax.

This woman claimed I couldn't get her to climax, so i introduced her to The Holland Heater... She still can't walk right. Even her speech is slurred now.

by My Dad Said November 2, 2021

Kevin Holland

Well maybe if he does a bunch of fucking steroids like TJ Dillashaw he WILL be champion, TJ.

Hym "Hey, maybe if he does what YOU did to become champion and he does a bunch of steroids, maybe Kevin Holland WILL be a champion. Who knows!? You did a bunch of steroids you fucking idiot. You did the steroids. Got caught. And then fucking LOST you fucking bum. You went on Joe Rogan talking about how fucking great you felt you fucking asshole. What the fuck is wrong with you."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2025

Tom Holland

One gorgeous MAN who deserves the world along with all quacksons. His a smol bean that must be protected but at the same time can burst any and all ovaries.

Is that a angel from the heavens?! No, that's Tom Holland!

by fandommess December 31, 2018

Tom Holland

A really sweet person!
Oh yeah and also he is spider-man.

Tom Holland is funny.

by help_me01 February 7, 2019

Barbra Holland

Barbra (or barb) was a normal teenager until she got captured and killed by a fucking demon thing while her bestie was getting freaky with Steve Harrington.

“Barb is missing! Lets be dumbasses and try to find a dead body.” (They didnt find Barbra Holland’s dead body unfortunately)

by Gayfuckerthatlikesgaythingd July 23, 2022