by RiSE408 June 15, 2019

When you cup your hands around a pigeon's fat little body so that the head is sticking out away from you and then you hold it in front of people's faces as it goes "koo"
by The Final Interviewer May 22, 2017

by Scroogled November 24, 2013

The act of imagining choking the hell out of someone you despise. An expression of frustration at someone who just royally pissed you off.
by Robin January 6, 2004

The act in which one extends their arms to pick up a goat and sustains a significant distance from the ground. May be viewed as the act of lifting, but this is with much more love towards the goat. A tender gesture to this species by an owner or friend.
by Cosmish February 6, 2012

by Wolfnigga427 March 13, 2018

When one cannot escape quickly to take a much needed dump and has to lock their butt cheeks shut until the urge passes. Usually a result of a long sales meeting or long drive where no suitable toilet can be found.
The stupid Sales meeting was taking so long, if not for my "Strategic Hold", I would have shit my pants.
by Skin Sub Guy March 28, 2015
