the turtle and the hare

A sex position in which one partner tries cum exceptionally quickly, but takes a break until the other partner cums first.

Amanda is so nice because she does the turtle and the hare with Jake, giving him as much time as he needs.

by Hero of Ideals January 8, 2015

hoarf

to eat, esp. voraciously and in a very short amount of time.

to hoarf down a pizza.
he was hoarfing down some food when I left.

by RoadGravy July 31, 2003

Job Hoarder

A job hoarder is someone that currently works more than one job at a time. Many job hoarders feel the need to constantly search for and accept new job opportunities despite commitments to current jobs.

Job Hoarders have a unique talent of acquiring several jobs within a short period of time regardless of external problems such as economical struggle or lack of qualifications. The most common type of job hoarder will work a shop/retail job daily whilst pursuing a waiter/bar job on the evenings. in some serious cases job hoarders acquire side jobs such as stealing, drug smuggling or even prostitution, this is to fill the hours which are not taken by scheduled working hours.

Job Hoarders often face much abuse and negative feedback from their peers, especially if one or more of the peer group is currently unemployed and searching for a job.

“Terry got a job at the bar”, that’s the third job he has… what a stinking “Job Hoarder”

Barry isn’t home, he is in town “Hoard-ing Jobs”

Just leave me alone you dirty “Job Hoarder”

That’s my second job in a week !, I hope people don’t think I am a Job Hoarder

by cynicalbastard12 October 3, 2011

hoardering

The act of ordering multiple beers right before happy hour ends.

hayley: Man, these belgian beers are delicious. Too bad happy hour ends in 5 minutes.

Jeff: It's okay, after hoardering a few right now, we will be set for the night!

by hayley s. January 21, 2011

Hares

He is the definition of handsomeness and intelligence and humor. He has the most beautiful features a human being can possibly have. He makes the room shine with hsi humor. Because of this its very easy for him to make friends. Many girls fall for him but he is very loyal.

The name Hares suits very well with the name Meltem. These two are literally made for each other.

Pers. 1: Hey why is this room gettin hotter?
Pers. 2: Oh its just Hares entering the room.

by Meltem November 28, 2021

Skins hoar

a girl who after a while becomes addicted to skins, even though every one else has already seen it already

nicola: "ive been watching skins lately i love it"
jonny "you watch it before?"
nicola"no"
jonny"skins hoar"

by J.e.s March 5, 2010

Weed Hoar

Its a girl that loves to smoke weed, but never got any money or bud. She will hang out wit dudes and other girls mans and them just to smoke. This type a bitch thinks shes cool, hood or gangsta. She just a broke ass female with no dough or plans to get dough.

She smokes with her best friends boyfriend on the low. She will also smoke wit the girl that her best friends boyfriend cheated on her wit. She will also think there is nothing wrong with this "Situation". Thats a weed hoar.

by S to the fucking P December 1, 2010