Herbs

A horridly ugly thing that has only ever had 1 girlfirned, who used it to make another guy jealous.

"Wow, that guy is fucking hideous! He must have only had 1 non-girlfriend ever."

"Oh, so he's a Herbs."

by monkeydude November 23, 2003

herschelitis

a nasty, purulent infection of the herschels, marked by the presence of pussy lesions.

We are all going to have herschelitis next Monday.

by Docroll July 17, 2011

Herchencock

A massive monster cock unnatural to this world

He's got a Herchencock what a bro

by Herchenjerk September 27, 2011

public heros

pubic hair

Oh no, i've found public heros in my hamburger

by vegas May 25, 2003

Derping in Herps

Verb.
To grin retartedly and/or drool while surrounded by extreme awesomeness because you can not express your joy/excitement/admiration for what ever that is around you with words.
Derived from the words "herp," meaning epic win, and "derp" meaning moment of retardation(according to some definitions).
Commonly occurs when listening to music or watching movies.

A:"So how was that Apocalyptica concert?"

B:"It had me derping in herps!"

A: "Lucky bastard."

by todellisus October 2, 2011

Geran Mcdonald Herbst

Geran Mcdonals Herbst is probably one of the nicest guys you will ever meet in you entire life. He is really down to earth and any girl's dream guy. He has awesome taste in music, and is someone you can talk to for hours without getting tired of the conversation. He really is an amazing guy.

Girl 1: "he is really perfect"
Girl 2: "you must be talking about Geran Mcdonald Herbst"

by Oscene Queen September 12, 2011

Hersch

To obsessively remove everything from inside your wallet, just to examine and count it, and then put everything back inside. This action often results in a feeling of accomplishment, though nothing has actually been accomplished.

I was hersching my wallet the other day and came across an old photo of us.

by porkfromspace April 5, 2011