Hollywood Handler

Friends and colleagues of Hollywood who must vigilantly endure his peacock tendencies, including constant preening, self-praise, and leering at women, especially fatties.

Clark: Did you and Tina go out with Hollywood last night?
Duncan: Yeah, we were Hollywood Handlers. You should have seen the tramp stamps stretched across some of those wide-load heffers. Hollywood wanted to keep it on the brown low.

by Pale Rider August 2, 2007

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professional meat handler

A female, (or male for that matter) who sleeps around so much that "handling meat" is their profession.

"Dude your wife is such a professional meat handler! I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean."

"Hey Buddy, your daughter Maggie is such a professional meat handler I seriously doubt there is any chance that Kris is the father of her children."

by Attica91 September 5, 2008

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handle bars

The slang for pig tails on a girl, as they can be used for handles when a girl gives a guy head. They can be "grabbed onto" as handlebars are on a bike, to navigate where the bike or head goes.

I grabbed onto this girl's handlebars last night, and got the best head ever.

by lillian black March 29, 2004

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Handle Challenge

When someone is given the task of drinking a whole handle (1.75 L) in one weekend, usually starting thursday night and going until midnight on sunday. Puking is an automatic disqualification.

"Did you hear about that kid who tried to do the handle challenge?"

"Yeah dude. he booted all over the dorm lobby, so now he has to give us the rest of his shit"

by floor20kid February 18, 2010

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