National handbag

Old London slang referring to the dole.

Person 1: I hear Diane's got her hand in the national handbag
Person 2: She always did look a bit poor

by RozzyPoffle July 18, 2016

soapy handy

When your girl gives you a hand job in the shower using your body wash.

J-"Since we are both naked in the shower we shouldn't waste this opportunity for you to give me a soapy handy."

M-"Get bent, do it yourself."

by Wrenchinfool March 1, 2016

buttercream handy

The usage of real butter for masturbation lube. Bonus points if buttermilk is used as a substitute

That daytime hooker only charges $20 for a buttercream handy

by Brandon Byars August 26, 2017

Colorado Handy

The act of receiving a handjob on a mountain in Colorado

Bro I just got a colorado handy on Pikes Peak

by UltraBroB May 14, 2018

Standy Handy

A hand job you get while standing in a crowd.

While I was at a Palm Beach Bar, I got a standy handy.

by Jizzshoes January 25, 2019

brown handy

To put fecal matter into your own hand and preform a handjob.

My girlfriend ate curry for dinner last night and gave me the worst brown handy!

by Fresh Sketch September 17, 2019

Heavenly Handy

A hand job from the top bunk of a bunk bed. As if God himself reached down from the heavens to jerk you off

Dude this one kid at church camp tried to give me a heavenly handy shit was kinda awkward the next morning

by NarwhalJesus January 6, 2020