halloween is the embodiment of free candy
by ladibas October 20, 2020

it's halloween and im gay
by frankieisveryconfusedactually September 14, 2022

Halloween is an excuse to dress like shit and get candy from strangers. Also a perfect time to get murdered and stabbed. You could murder anyone as long as you dress up as a white fucking princess.
by imagine dragon deez nuts April 5, 2022

by Pennywise_pirate October 24, 2019

Provides wigs that FONT FOT (don’t fit). Party City snatched all their wigs fr. WORST PLACE TO TAKE A SPOOKY DOOKY!!
Spirit Halloween: How do u feel like being built like a bus driver?
Jetmir & Hot Mama: How do u feel being built like the bus 😒
Jetmir & Hot Mama: How do u feel being built like the bus 😒
by meavagemary October 31, 2022

a “holiday” which was originally intended to worship the dead of All- Saints day on Nov 1st, but quickly became to be what we know as the night where girls wear slutty clothes outside in the 30 degree weather and then complain when it’s “too chilly.” it’s also the night where dentists complain that candy is too harmful to people’s teeth and persuade everyone to hand out fruit or crackers instead.
by titty glue November 1, 2017

by Ivey,Sara,Julia,Rakeb October 30, 2019
