Hyper conflict

a scene or event with an excessive amount of combat with childish or simplified mechanics with clustered combatants in close to mediumly close proximity to other non friendly combatants

halbert - "wow this 1529 oil painting depicting The Battle of Alexander at Issus has a real hyper conflict going on huh james"
James - "this is why your girlfriend left you"

by the F.D.A November 21, 2024

Hyper-rectalcranialitus

A fancy term for constantly having your head up your ass.

Used to describe certain groups of people who dial 911 for no reason with a BS medical complaint.

Patient: "Hello,911? Yes I think I'm having a stroke, I think I've had it for a month!"

EMT: "No sir, you have Hyper-rectalcranialitus. It's a pretty severe condition that you may need to get looked at. For removal of the cranium from rectum, it may require surgery."

YO HEADS UP YO ASS.

by Cletus Filibuster September 6, 2016

Hyper functional

Hybrid of a night owl and a morning person

How do you have so much energy at night and in the morning? You must be hyper functional

by Hyperokc February 27, 2020

hyper ultra mega sympa

Defines a person who is very very very friendly

Juliette is hyper ultra mega sympa because she is very very very friendly!

by TheOreo December 24, 2008

Hyper-stalk

/hīpər-stôk/ (v.)
Hyper-stalking is a sub-variety of regular stalking. Hyper-stalking goes beyond regular stalking. Hyper-stalking is what someone does when they believe their object of affection truly loves/likes them back, and can be seen as parasocial behaviour on steroids. Hyper-stalkers tend to believe what they're doing is okay and platonic/romantic, and that their 'love'/'friend' is somebody that knows and is okay with their behaviour.

Hyper-stalk, hyper-stalked, hyper-stalks, hyper-stalked.

A: "Dude, I was totally hyper-stalked by Edward!"
B: "No way!? What a total creep!"

by inluvwithacryptid October 10, 2025

Hyper virgin

Someones who is such a virgin whenever they interact with another person they instantly regain their virginity or if they where virgin they also become a hyper virgin, like a disease but its annoying and disrespectful

You are the largest hyper virgin in the universe

by Uno_Bruno October 23, 2022

Tri-hyper

When 3-93 people become hyper at the same time forming one being more power than anything else with one goal which is to destroy the planet.

Hippopotamus one:What happened to the human race
Hippopotamus two :They became tri-hyper and the bat developed Covid 19 to get rid of the world destroyer.

by Strange death May 4, 2020