E Harmony

A retarded dating site where perves (most likely sex offenders) go to find dates. Tests have been done and it shows if you put a swimsuit model as your picture perves around 40 will flock to you.

Typical Chat on E Harmony.

(Internet Chat) Decoy to Match: I am 13
Match: Cool Come meet me at ur house

(Shows up at Decoy House)
Decoy: Come on in, I just have to do my hair.

(Decoy proceeds to door in kitchen covered by curtain)

(Chris Hanson come out of nowhere)
Chris: Why don't you just take a seat right there?

(Match is totally freaking out)
Match: I did not do anything sir!!
Chris: What are you doing here?
Match: Hanging out
Chris: With her? how old is this girl?
Match: eighteen
Chris: It says right here she say " I am thirteen"
Match: Uh..
Chris: Did you sent her this picture of your genitals?
(Shows pic)
Match: (Gets fed up with uncomfortable conversation and walks out)
Chris: Wait come back here.

Police standing nearby: Get down on the ground!!

by E Harmony Joke November 13, 2009

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Harmoney

most likely one of a caring, and giving state. withstands most negative responses. optimistic. Strong veiws in every aspect, forgiving, and forgetful. ditzy. and great sexual experience.

Thats so Harmoney

by Tina the Llama2 February 5, 2010

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Croton-Harmon

When you grow out your pubes as far as you can and then make one single braid. Put said braid over top of penis shave all excess pubes off excluding braid.

When having sex from behind, your braid tickles her asshole, making her extremely aroused, all the while screaming Croton-Harmon.

Damn, it got her real excited when I gave her my Croton-Harmon.

by DDDonkey January 2, 2011

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pinch harmonics

On the guitar, pinch harmonics is the act of lightly touching a string with the edge of your thumb/palm (picking hand) after plucking it. Similar to natural harmonics except you're not playing off a fret. If you use a lot of distortion and gain it produces a squealing effect.

A lot of guitarists use pinch harmonics, most notably Zakk Wylde, but also players like ZZ Top, Dimebag Darrell, and even Steve Vai.

by bryan18 August 21, 2005

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harmannoy

A failed attempt to sing harmony.

When he tried to sing Bass he could only "harmannoy."

by Philip J. Singleton October 14, 2004

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Harmonygasm

A harmonygasm is the experience that people (mainly those involved in musical theatre) experience when hearing a very intense harmony in a song. Harmonygasms can result from harmonies in all music, but usually they result from contemporary musical theatre songs that include belted harmonies. Harmonygasms usually give the harmonygasm-er chills, intense joy, shaky hands, and a rapid heart beat, as well as an intense love for the music giving the person the harmonygasm.

"Oh my god, listen to the I love you Song from 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee. The whole song gives me a harmonygasm."

by mtbeast September 11, 2009

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