Hamilton Hamster

my chonk boy

“Hamilton Hamster is Good!” “Yeah sir, i Agree!” “Hes wayyy better than Hank”

by AirbearTNT. July 8, 2022

RSS Hamster

The word for T1 level Bike troops in the mobile game the Grand Mafia. Those little guys run around so fast on the map! They're like little hamsters just racing around, gathering rss...

Do you have any RSS Hamsters free? They killed all my RSS Hamsters

by Crossie November 11, 2022

Hamster Murder

Hamster Murder is a term that describes that you killed your hamster on a very funny way.

"Mmmh... Can hamsters swim? Let's test it!" Oh no, it was an Hamster Murder

by JaifeiCvmProducts March 24, 2022

Hamster Joint

The tiny rolled up pieces of paper in a vagina that get left behind from wiping.

After wiping my vagina, I had little hamster joints left behind.

by TightTina May 21, 2023

Hamster muffin

A popular video/picture of a muffin that looks like a hamster. Or is it a hamster that looks like a muffin?

Someone: is that a hamster?

Someone else: nah it’s a muffin

Me: it is a hamster muffin

by I luv dogs June 27, 2023

Hamster Dance

This evil, evil song makes every annoying song in history seem good. The hamsters are evil! EVIL! DO NOT LISTEN TO THE HAMSTERS!

Think of dancing hamsters.

by PatamonKid February 17, 2004

Battle Hamster

A sex toy used mainly by males which battles its way into the rectum. Once there it causes a mixture of pleasure and pain for the rodent recipient.

I was shocked that my first time included a Battle Hamster, if the penis alone was not punishment enough; That Battle Hamster nearly ripped me to shreds.

by Rodent Features April 2, 2011