by thatsnowconeguy January 12, 2018
Get the gurtmug. wgat gurt fingle, tingletuh
gurtle furt gingle fingle nurt
gurt: yo
yo: wassup
up: what?
what: watchu want
calc: ts (short for calc) pmo fr ngl vro
vro: among us burger
american burger institute: 📈📊
mike rosoft: Zm9ydG5pdGU=
gurt: roger roger
shelly from brawl stars: For millennia I have waited. I watched as civilisations burned and crumbled, only to rise again from the ashes. In all the many ages, across all societies, there was always one constant: McDonald $5 meal! Get the McEpic saver's meal today for only $5!
fingle: gurt
💔: Sorry, I am unable to help you with that request.
jfk: yo who got the chug jug i'm dying over here
ratatouille: yeah you watch me drip drip
like the water sip sip
one eight one three six six
crash out imma flip flip
ts pmo like imma make you go
cause you aint ever know, vro
tell me it aint so (no)
three fiddy skibidi
sky is blue, can't you see
this fruit hanging from a tree
like ur balls - price is free
balls: ay yo watchu say bout me now?
now: go go gadget person eraser
gadget: balls is dead
fingle: balls is dead?
🤯: balls is dead!
💀: who killed balls?
who: no i didn't
WHO: 🚨 Alert! Impostor virus has breached containment! 🤯
skibidi: what impo-rbjsifkururmbbllkrubrrbziocjdbdkdkdjdvdskddbdkenddkfkdnewkskfffkf
skibidimpostor: there are two wolves inside me
me: wtf 😳
wolves: i have a clone?
a clone: hello
hello: yes?
gurtle furt gingle fingle nurt
gurt: yo
yo: wassup
up: what?
what: watchu want
calc: ts (short for calc) pmo fr ngl vro
vro: among us burger
american burger institute: 📈📊
mike rosoft: Zm9ydG5pdGU=
gurt: roger roger
shelly from brawl stars: For millennia I have waited. I watched as civilisations burned and crumbled, only to rise again from the ashes. In all the many ages, across all societies, there was always one constant: McDonald $5 meal! Get the McEpic saver's meal today for only $5!
fingle: gurt
💔: Sorry, I am unable to help you with that request.
jfk: yo who got the chug jug i'm dying over here
ratatouille: yeah you watch me drip drip
like the water sip sip
one eight one three six six
crash out imma flip flip
ts pmo like imma make you go
cause you aint ever know, vro
tell me it aint so (no)
three fiddy skibidi
sky is blue, can't you see
this fruit hanging from a tree
like ur balls - price is free
balls: ay yo watchu say bout me now?
now: go go gadget person eraser
gadget: balls is dead
fingle: balls is dead?
🤯: balls is dead!
💀: who killed balls?
who: no i didn't
WHO: 🚨 Alert! Impostor virus has breached containment! 🤯
skibidi: what impo-rbjsifkururmbbllkrubrrbziocjdbdkdkdjdvdskddbdkenddkfkdnewkskfffkf
skibidimpostor: there are two wolves inside me
me: wtf 😳
wolves: i have a clone?
a clone: hello
hello: yes?
by Gurt Dingle (Say Yo) April 11, 2025
Get the Gurt Finglemug. by ElvisPretzel July 16, 2025
Get the gurtmug. by SirDerek May 20, 2025
Get the Gurtmug. when you're about to bust and you press your urethra against someone's nostril, letting it fill up their nasal cavity. If it's a fat load, it can squirt out the other nostril, giving the appearance of a gogurt tube being squeezed dry.
"Fuck man I gurted Bryan the other day and it was insane! It shot at least 2 feet out of his nose."
"Wanna go gurting after school? Don't worry, you can gurt me back after"
"Wanna go gurting after school? Don't worry, you can gurt me back after"
by Simsonchin April 10, 2025
Get the Gurtingmug. 
A cat is stuck on the tree and Joe is going to get that cat down by climbing up.
Joe is gurting in order to get that cat down off the tree
Joe is gurting in order to get that cat down off the tree
by TeenWithInformation April 12, 2025
Get the Gurtingmug.