Joe Satriani Glasses

Sunglasses that are similar to those worn by renowned guitar virtuoso Joe Satriani

Hey, nice Joe Satriani glasses.
Thanks.

by Jay Bass October 16, 2008

glasscock

'Glasscock' specifically refers to a widely and repeatedly distributed photograph of a woman kissing a glass trophy which, owing to the angle from which it was taken, resembles a large cock.

However, it is commonly used perjoratively to describe any (typically humourous) image or similar file, posted on the Internet, which has previously been widely seen.

Rather than to criticise the image itself, it is intended to insult the person who posted the image for wasting the recipients' time, and for being out-of-date.

Glasscock! You fail!!!

by Guinness2702 April 20, 2009

off glass

wild and crazy

This chic is fucking your man, man my and the next man. She is off glass!!

by t sweets April 27, 2004

emo glasses

Glasses with thick black frames, worn by people that don't actually need glasses, Make Skinny girls look hot in a hot-librarian-loves-the-cock kind of way. Makes fat girls think they look like hot Librarians when they actually look more like Ugly-bitter-librarian- feigning-originality-with-ugly-glasses. Emo Glasses Help skinny boys turn their skinnyness into a "thing" and subsequently gets them laid. Makes Fat boys look like Drew Carey.

"the hot one with the emoglasses next to the fat bitch in the emo glasses"

by Happelshmatz September 3, 2005

Nice cool glass of shut the fuck up

Please do be quiet you tosser.

Boy 1: Your sister is hot, man.
Boy 2: Hey, do you want to come round and meet her, maybe I'll offer you a nice cool glass of shut the fuck up

by Jamachine October 22, 2006

Glasses

Clear glass made to correct impaired vision.

Glasses help your vision. It also makes you look smart. It is no longer seen as geeky nor nerdy.

It could be worn as a fasion.

by Rhaize November 26, 2003

Glass Dick

A glass pipe used for smoking crack cocaine or crystal meth.

That girl just can't keep that or glass dick out of her mouth.

by FrankZito October 7, 2008