kinda gotta shit

someone who has to shit, but doesnt wanna say "I HAVE TO FUCKING SHIT"

#1 : yo waddup

#2 : oh shit uhhmm..

#1 : wha?

#2 : i auhh.. i kinda gotta shit... yeah..

by VampireVal July 01, 2023

If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk

The saying "If you wanna bite the stork's ankle, you gotta edge the mollusk" metaphorically conveys the idea that in order to achieve a difficult or desired outcome, one must be willing to undertake unconventional or challenging actions. The stork's ankle represents a valuable and elusive target, while the mollusk symbolizes a barrier or obstacle that must be overcome. Edging the mollusk implies a careful and deliberate approach, taking small, precise steps to navigate around or overcome the obstacle. Therefore, the saying suggests that to achieve something significant, one must be willing to embrace unconventional methods and patiently work through challenges.

Person: You know what they say?
Person 2: what?
Person: If you wanna bite the storks ankle…
Person 2: you gotta edge the mollusk!
Both: aahhh! (Laughter)
Person 2: They do say that
Person 1 mmm
“If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk”

by The BrGr February 09, 2024

I gotta call TJ

Code words for “ I gotta take a dump in Apt.”

Man my belly Hurts!! I gotta call TJ!

by Winger444 September 29, 2023

Gotta Zayn

Gotta Zayn basically means that you have to go to a different direction. So it’s something you say when you’re leaving. It also has the same meaning as ”gotta blast” and ”gtg”.

Person 1: You have to hand in your homework today.

Person 2: Gotta Zayn

by #Wassupp May 24, 2018

gotta ch

The last message you send when your phone inevitably dies.

“brb, gotta ch”
“what”
“hello”
“what does ch mean”
“are you alive”

by TheGreatAlfini September 12, 2020

I gotta go pee

The term ''I gotta go pee''

Is a term referencing the use of a toilet and releasing fluids from your penis

Is can also be said as ''I gotta go piss!''

Mom I gotta go pee!

by LeanAnimator March 15, 2023

gotta ronnie

A phrase used to describe leaving, or leaving the room. Just like gotta run or Gotta Zayn. Can also be used when leaving an awkward conversation or a weird, scary moment. Oringated from when Ronnie got fired as the Janoskians manager.

Random guy: "Hey wanna buy some weed."
Girl 1: "Yeah sure."
Girl 2: "Nah gotta Ronnie."

by Imdanhowelling December 26, 2015