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360 goatscope

Licking something in mid air while doing a 360. Coined by twitch streamer Giantwaffle while playing the pc game "goat simulator".
"Dude, I totally 360 goatscoped a car yesterday!"
by $wag Daddy D May 12, 2014
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dad goals

A super cool dad, everyone loves that dad
Man have you seen Rich, he's dad goals
by Quan October 10, 2016
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eye goals

When someone’s eyes have so much waterproof mascara that they are the “ideal” eyes. often used in reference to a photo sent on social media.
Girl: Oh Sydney, you sent me a photo of your face!
Sydney: eye goals.
by tea lesbian June 15, 2019
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Goal Line Stand

When a guy saves a friend with Beer Goggles on against a fat or fugly chick. And uses ANY MEANS necessary to get their drunk friend away from the girl before she scores and permanent damage is done. Hence the name Goal Line Stand.
Thank god I was there last night for Frank, we had to pull a goaline stand before he was mauled and crushed by a fat chick.
I woke up on the floor this morning only to find a whale in my bed. Wheres a Goal line stand when you need one?

Man we had to fight that girl off of you with a stick. Thank god we formed a Goal Line Stand or you would have been history.

Come on guys shes not that bad, she had a smoking body and I could of put a bag on that face. You didn't have to form a Goal Line Stand
by Adam Ohman August 2, 2007
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goatfish

The goatfish is an extremely ugly animal that can sometimes be seen stalking dark alleys or hiding in the shadows. But the unfortunate few that see this hideously ugly creature are likely to never live to tell the tale.

HOW A GOATFISH ATTACKS:

A goatfish will usually follow its prey for a while before actually making contact. The goatfish will attack from behind, locking its victim in a death grip with horrific fangs nearly 8 inches long. If this does not kill the prey on the first try, the goatfish will play with it, slinging it around in the same way that a dog would play with a chew toy. The victim will then either perish from being torn to pieces or just die from fright.

WAYS TO PREVENT GOATFISH ATTACKS:

Stay in well lit areas. Goatfish hate any kind of light and will usually back off if any of the stuff gets near them. Never go out alone at night without a flashlight and some form of weapon. Guns are the most effective, especially the shotgun. Goatfish don’t really have any weak spots so knives are pretty much useless. Never travel alone at night, always go in groups.

WHAT TO DO IN THE EVENT OF A GOATFISH ATTACK:

Wave you arms around in the air and/or make loud noises to try to make yourself look as big as possible. Never try to outrun a goatfish, because you will never be able to. Goatfish have been known to be able to run at speeds exceeding mach 14. If a goatfish ever grabs hold of you, do not struggle. The last thing you want to do is let it know that you’re still alive. Your best chance is to just let your body go limp and hope that it lets you go. If it doesn’t, then you’re pretty much screwed over. Although if it does let go of you, do not move. Wait until the goatfish is out of sight before you even think about trying to run.
Sleep in fear... the goatfish cometh
by Goatfish Victim January 7, 2008
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goat

great, awesome, unbelievable, spectacular, amazing at what they do. Used more freely now than just the Greatest Of All Time.
Takeoff is the goat. (even though this can be clearly disputed although he is extremely good at what he does but not necessarily the Greatest Of All Time)
by Goldberg10 October 11, 2017
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Albanian Goat Fucker

The Albanian goat fucker is a special kind of mentally challenged individual.
It fuck all sorts of goats. Like all of them. It's scary.
There is also a 3-man band called The Albanian Goat Fuckers. They be nice.
Hey man, did you see the Albanian Goat Fucker?
The band or a retard?
Yes
by albaniangoatlover May 28, 2020
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