Garfield

G O D

GAY BOI :WHO THE HELL IS GARFIELD

INTELLECTUAL : G O D

by Bigbadbully October 8, 2018

Garfield Gambit

Fucking a cat under the table while playing a risky move in chess

Someone noticed me playing the Garfield Gambit in the tournament

by The garf December 2, 2018

Garflungussed

A feeling of both upset and curiosity. Inspired by Garfield the cat, as that is what most people feel when looking at him.

That Garfield picture you have on the wall makes me feel really Garflungussed

by crocboydave January 1, 2019

Garfield slop

When you paint yourself orange and suck your dick in a kitty pool of lasagna

Last night I gave myself the Garfield slop

by Pedo man123333 November 30, 2019

Garfled

A knockoff version garfield that is most definitely superior

“Garfled really slammed that lazoognea last night

by Mdempsey January 24, 2020

Garfield

the cat who i relate to the most

me: man why can't i just be garfield
friend: idk man I agree
me: *cri*
friend: *cri*

by peterpumpkinyeeter August 19, 2020

Garfidelity

The strict adherence to a lifestyle of sleeping late, hating Mondays, dogs, Nermal, and eating a lot of food (especially lasagna)

Mason’s garfidelity is what has been keeping him from getting a promotion

by bepis with no b November 1, 2020