girlfriend

something lesbians are better at getting than straight men

She and her girlfriend went to the park yesterday.

girlfriend by InsOMNIac <3 March 8, 2026

Girlfriend:) 

The one person who makes you feel as though you actually have a reason to live. The one you could never stand to be without anymore, and you wonder how you got by before her. The one that is there to make you feel special. The one you tell is beautiful no matter how often she denies it because you know it's true. A girlfriend is someone you truely love, and they should be treated like queens. Should one ever be treated like dirt, that male deserves to be shot on the spot. Women deserve kindness, adoration and respect. If you truely love her, those should come naturally.

Robin Buck-girlfriend:)

Girlfriend:) by Daniel Keith January 27, 2011

Girlfriend.

Something you’ll never have

You will never have a girlfriend.

Girlfriend. by Xx_pussyslayer15_xX May 26, 2018

girlfriend hand

The placement of a girlfriend's hand on boyfriend's upper abs for a photograph. It allows the girlfriend to turn her body in towards the boyfriend resulting in better looking angles for her own body as well as subtly communicating to photo viewers that, "He's all mine. Step off".

"Oh wow, you totally have girlfriend hand in that photo. Are you guys getting serious?"

girlfriend hand by Pinkeyjoy January 26, 2015

girlfriend voice 

The change in pitch or tone of a man's voice when talking to their significant other. The girlfriend voice is characterized by a higher pitch and a more effeminate tone with speech patterns scattered with pet names and childish words.

This type of speech is usually frowned upon when used in the presence of other men. When another man uses this voice they will usually receive a fair amount of ridicule.

"Did you hear Bob's wicked girlfriend voice when he was talking to Lisa? Let's whip his ass!"

girlfriend voice by GFVFTL February 8, 2006

Girlfriend-proof 

v. To hide any objects that you would rather your girlfriend not see. These objects usually include porn, childish things (dolls, small toys, etc), and Pokemon memoribilia. You can girlfriend-proof your car, room, house, and really just about anything. Similar to parent-proof

Mitch: Hey man want to play me in a Yu-Gi-Oh match?
Mike: Sorry dude I just got done girlfriend-proofing my room. All my cards are in a shoebox under my bed.
Mitch: Oh alright. Hey, did you remeber to take down your Justin Timberlake poster?
Mike: Oh shoot. Thanks for reminding me. I'll get home and take care of that right away.

Girlfriend-proof by WastingDaylight May 9, 2010

Girlfriend Intruder 

A male individual who talks or texts your girlfriend in large amounts, usually with increasing levels of annoyance. Usually this person is not worthy of stealing your girlfriend, just annoying the piss out of you. The difference between a cock block and a girlfriend intruder is that most of the time this person is a friend of yours and doesn't have the intention of stealing your girlfriend either, just being excessively annoying.

Josh: Dude. Whats up?
Brandon: Nothing much. Mike's such a girlfriend intruder
Kyle: Lets eat him.

Girlfriend Intruder by BarnacleBill February 26, 2010