Garage Sale

When a skier/snowboarder wipes out HARD. Usually results in eqipment going one way, clothes and goggles going another way, and the actual person eating shit.

Guy 1 on the chairlift: Dude did you see that shit!
Guy 2 on the chairlift: I know man, poor guy had a complete garage sale.

by Kanary November 16, 2010

Garans

Short for guarantee. Used by the sort of chump that says things like "totes".

I garans all these people are totes spengs.

by B A T M A N July 13, 2013

garage sale

An innuendo for anal sex.

If 'garage sale' was an innuendo for anal sex I would snicker more on weekends

by buckeh November 29, 2013

garage dick

A bunch of hair that covers your dick. When the pubic hair is longer than penis.

Wow man that's a nice hairy Garage Dick.

by BIGG LOGG June 21, 2014

Garage is full

When a girl is having her time of the month. It just sounds more pleasant than saying . Hey, I've got my period. Or the lame ass , aunt flo is here. And using the word car as another term for tampon is even better than saying tampon.

I can't believe my garage is full. Can you goto the store and get me some cars please?

by Roxxknows June 10, 2016

garald

garald is the seal from finding dory

GARALD!!!!!

by i like garald chicken April 21, 2018

Garabet

the sexiest man alive, with the boyfriend material any girl want. Hes so good in everything, the bed is his biggest strengths. The thing with Garabet is that he doesn't brag about his abilities in bed. Hes a suprise as many girls says. He makes girl cum more than children getting abused by their daddys in africa, if they have some daddies.. He is very loyal. Anyway, you want someone to give u a life time experience. Then Garabet is the one your looking for

-No homo but i really wanna fuck Garabet

- i feel you bro hes a good Garabet

by nejmanjafucksalot November 10, 2017