gargle some mayo

To enjoy a fresh load of man cream and emphasize your enjoyment by gargling it.

Bitch, why don't you go home and gargle some mayo.

by Skervy January 20, 2009

Dice Gamble

Dice Gamble is the 1st Lady of Holy Hip Hop
Aka Ministress Dice Gamble
She is a Licensed Minister of Music with an
Album in stores called
'Crazy Praise'
Dice has world wide distribution by EMI Gospel/Holy Hip Hop
holyhiphip.com for more info or...
dicegamble.com dicegambletv.com, youtube.com, myspace.com/diceg

Dice Gamble is also a Motivational Speaker,a engineer, a writer, a producer, as well as an chef.
Dice Gamble has been touring the country doing music and speaking since 1996.
Dice Gamble heads a bread ministry that is sposored by Publix to feed the needy.
Dice Gamble is the CEO of her Marketing and Management company Dynasty Godidea.
Dice Gamble is a multi-talented artist and business mongul.

by Pink T April 3, 2009

degenerate gambler

individual who possesses a one-way ticket to prison. who gambles not only their money and reputation, but also their sexual organs, their best friends, and their dreams by acting in ways which consequences forever ignite the most feared, internal nightmare. who consistently acts in ways that have proven unsavory time and time again in their past, yet who fail to yield the self-discipline and willpower in the present moment to learn a new way which most likely will lead to increased well-being. the only occasions that inspire them to attempt to make deep corrections to their internal affairs are hospitalization or the charge of felony. as much as you want to support the degenerate gambler because he or she is your friend, there comes a time when you must move on with your own hard-earned lifestyle and at the most, infrequently say a prayer for your ol' pal at the bedside.

your second cousin who now works for NASA may be a degenerate gambler.

by einsteen January 12, 2012

gargle horse loads

To "gargle horse loads" is to have something be thoroughly terrible. Anything can commit the act of gargling horse loads. Such as a person, an object, an event, etc, etc... It is never a good thing and can be used an unlimited number of times.

"Dude, the party gargle horse loads!"

"Dude, your car gargles horse loads!"

"Dude, I bet that chick gargles horse loads in bed."

"Dude, that Urban Dictionary entrance about gargling horse loads gargled horse loads."

by Plug One February 25, 2009

marble gargler

A person whos speech is unrecognizable. Someone who sounds like they have a mouth full of marbles.

The guy who gave me directions is a marble gargler. I have no clue what he said.

by tinyelvis August 3, 2007

re-fucking-gardless

That means No Matter-Fucking-What.

*You Nigger! You pinched my fucking weed!
-No, I didn't! You don't know what you're talking about.
*No, that means no weed for you! Re-fucking-gardless!
-You fucking nigger lover...

by Whore to the Hey! May 23, 2007

Brad gable

is a curly headed fuck and bipolar and shouldn't have 4 caffeine pills at one time, oh and can be a dick sometimes

you sir are a brad gable!

by blondeman93 October 21, 2010