Goober Burger

Invented in Minnesota, it's basically just a hamburger with peanut butter on it. Also known as a "fat taxi driver with a Polish accent" if you happen to be a Jimmy Neutron fan

Waitress: Hello sir, would you like to try a Goober Burger?
Me: What's in it?
Waitress: Only our finest peanut butter
Me: .............WHAT KIND OF FAST FOOD SORCERY IS THAT!?

by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018

Goober Shnoober

A phrase used to greet an individual who has been acting particularly strange as of late. It is not considered an insult to call someone a Goober Shnoober and rather a polite way of saying hello.

What about my goober shnoober, whats going on?

by CheeseballWasTaken December 20, 2022

goober head

Jonathan who sits behind me at work.

What? you used all but the last half-millimetre of milk, and still put the bottle back in the fridge? you are a complete and utter goober head!

by KathrynH November 10, 2008

goober goo

cum, snake juice, spunk, jism, sperm
ejaculant

while smurfin my bitch, I left my goober
goo on her forehead

by Wally Dawson December 11, 2003

goober gobber

One who loves to suck the cock, and likes to swallow too.

Nick is such a goober gobber.

by SeptiK September 8, 2003

goober smoocher

faggot, cockersucker, queer

Tom Daschle is a goober smoocher.

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Little Goober

Someone who was worse in middle school, AKA everyone who was ever in middle school, in reference to their middle school selves.

I'm going to go back in time to point and laugh at your middle school self. You were such a little goober.

by m. hoover June 8, 2011