The Grand Whazoo

A slang name for God.

"It was almost as if The Grand Whazoo was directing me upon my path through life."

by Ross Douglas July 16, 2006

Gaand

The word 'gaand' is used by indian youngsters for the ass of both men and women..

she has a nice Gaand

by maharaja1123 March 11, 2018

Grandayy

The meme god that is better than Dolan Dark.All of our people should praise this chosen lad.

Look the top shagger Grandayy is coming.

by A fellow Lad August 13, 2018

gaand

Desi word for ass!

He's such a gaand
What a fuckin' gaand
Hi sweetheart, gimme gaand

by Ady May 11, 2003

Grand Theft Auto

A really good videogame series (refering to GTA3 and all successors) that throws you into a parody of some major US city where you make a shitload of money by stealing, drug-dealing, shooting-up rival gangs and preforming various other errands for criminals, gangs, and other scumbags, and then just wreak havok or screw a hooker in your spare time. Plagued (along with every other videogame in history) by a fanbase that consists primarily of hyperactive, crack-addicted 12-year-old boys who couldn't pass a 1st grade spelling-bee if their lives depended on it. Yeah, you all know who you are. The majority of the game's "mature" players must not frequent Internet forums that often.

Oh, and this series also seems to routinely get blamed for the idiotic actions of a few Rednecks and urban white trash by gun control freaks and suburban pussies who want to punish everyone in the world for the misdeeds of a few dozen morons.

GTA is really good stress therapy if you have to drive 40 miles through some of the shittiest traffic in your region to get to work each day.

by Mob_Triggerman October 5, 2004

Grand Slam

Fucking in a Denny's, usually in the bathroom.

"She and I had a Grand Slam. Oh, we ordered it, too."

by Missynoob October 4, 2012

100 grand

100000 dollars (not to be confused with the candy bar of the same name)

If I had 100 grand I would put it in the bank.

by The Return of Light Joker March 28, 2008