Usually spelled "fuckens"; To get or be fucked in a non-sexual way, but especially by something that is completely out of a person's control
"Man, I really had the fuckins put on me there bro!"
"Damn, that judge really slapped the fuckins on me..."
"Damn, that judge really slapped the fuckins on me..."
by {KAI}Cannon May 14, 2006

Tootsie is such annoying bitch. Why does she always suck up to everyone for? Her voice so irritating Jo is just as bad, having an affair with her. What a bunch of Fuckin homos
by Crystal Wu November 10, 2007

poppin like a whole hand full of candy (thizzles) and finding a girl rollin jus as hard as you n fuckin her for hours till you realize you cant bust...sad shit
dog last night i was so fucked up...i popped like 5-10 white naked ladies n found this down ass bitch n she popped to n we fucked for like 6 hours n when i realized the time i got heated n jus made her suck my dick till morn...thizz-fuckin
by Mike ngga April 28, 2008

by Vagina March 6, 2004

Guy one: how did your definition go? I heard you were writing one.
Guy two: it was fuckin shit. My page reloaded and deleted my definition so I just gave up.
Guy one: shitty
Guy two: it was fuckin shit. My page reloaded and deleted my definition so I just gave up.
Guy one: shitty
by Guddyum March 31, 2017

A: Ah shagged that burd the other night.
B: Ye whit!!!? She's a fuckin' minger.
A: Aye, but ah wiz too pished tae gee a fuck.
B: Ye whit!!!? She's a fuckin' minger.
A: Aye, but ah wiz too pished tae gee a fuck.
by Jamie September 27, 2004

intercourse of the breasts. when a pre-pubesent midget from guatamala sticks his chafed love mechanism in between a purple gypsie orangutan's fun bags in a thrusting motion...equal to the seizuring ethiopian baby resulting in the birth of ryan seacrest.
"Remember that one time when we traveled to guatamala and saw that pre-pubesent midget stick his love mechanism in between that purple gypsie orangutan's fun bag's in a thrusting motion...equal to the seizuring ethiopian baby resulting in the birth of ryan seacrest? Straight titty fuckin madness I tell ya!!!!"
by nashty jay October 29, 2007
