flaccinating

An action, situation or context that is so pathetic that it can cause Ron Jeremy to lose a rock hard boner. Not fascinating at all...

"I really love it when my boyfriend holds my hand."

That is so flaccinating!

by nastyn8dick September 9, 2010

Flaking

A portmanteau of Fake Flirting

Used when neither party wants to acknowledge that you're flirting with each other, but you both know that you are

Guy 1: "Bro you two were acting really weird towards each other last night"
Guy 2: "Nah dude, we were flaking"

by Deputy_Cowdangle January 11, 2020

flawking

its a word in which either two boys or girls use when they 'say' there going for a stroll when actually there flawking.

todd and kallum just said there going for a stroll, :O THERE ACTUALLY FLAWKING!

by sophie1234589 November 20, 2009

Flicking The Beans

Playing with a man’s balls like you're flicking the bean.

I’m flicking the beans right now dude.

by ratt_god June 10, 2020

Flacking

A form of street art where potholes in streets and sidewalks are filled and covered with mosaics or tiles.

Did you see the new piece by the artist ememem? Their flacking is fire! It’s all over Lyon, France.

by anonymous August 4, 2021

Flacking

A sex act in which a man wearing a set of medieval armor jerks off while standing on the rim of an active volcano. When he is on the edge of cumming, he jumps into the volcano and cums when he lands in the lava.

-This definition was cooked up by Asa Shin Erection.

Flacking was a favorite pastime of men in the 16th century.

by spunkyjizzmaster69420semenjizz May 14, 2024

Flankinstoff

another name for a hobo or a hitch-hiker

That flankinstoff over there tried to steal my sammich.

by Faith Fey March 31, 2010