National Fatso Encouragement Summer

Get a fat fuck to go outside, and they can't reject the offer.

"Have you heard of the National Fatso Encouragement Summer? I heard it only works on people with a BMI over 40!"

by rapsmusic August 13, 2024

ford fiso

Ford F-150, for the city people who have never seen a truck

Yo bro, this ford fiso looks pretty cool, I’ve never seen it before!

by eb42kn July 22, 2025

one fits size all

A horribly botched version of “one size fits all,” usually said by someone trying to sound confident while absolutely not knowing what they’re talking about.

Usage:
Describes anything that is claimed to work for everyone but clearly doesn’t — from T-shirts to tech solutions to your coworker’s “universal” Excel macro that crashes on every PC except his.

“The IT guy said his script works for every machine… a real ‘one fits size all’ solution. It bricked half the office.”

by barry_tje November 28, 2025

Peter Archibald Fitton

a guy with a massive horse cock. and he has a private jet. and only gets rejected once.

damn, Peter Archibald Fitton is supa coo foo.

by popepeter May 4, 2022

if the bee fits

Something Jaxson says all the time

Jaxson said “ if the bee fits”

by Jeffry Kurkensnurt August 27, 2022

If the bee fits

Something Jaxson says a lot

Jaxson said “if the bee fits.”

by Jeffry Kurkensnurt August 27, 2022

If it fits, it ships

An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.

Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.

I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.

If it fits, it ships.

by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023