retarded fish frog

A statement made by Mrs. Garrison in the South Park two parter episodes where Cartman freezes himself.

"Do you mind telling me why my daughter thinks she's a retarded fish frog!?"

by unhunkyguy February 4, 2009

I have a gold fish

A phrase you use when people tell you things that you don't give two inches of a crap about.

Dave: Hey, hows it going?
Girl at Bar: Ummm, I have a Boyfriend so....
Dave: Really? I have a gold fish.
Girl: Ok???
Dave: Ya, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

by Michael Busey July 3, 2011

fish mittens

16th to 17th century slang for female genitalia.

So John, how did last night go? Did you get a try on her fish mittens?

by Jim Singh November 10, 2005

fishy tissue

Whilst licking a females arse, you lean forward and blow your nose in her vagina releasing snot inside her.

Hey Amber, I have not been well lately can I grab a fishy tissue?

by The cougar hunter April 22, 2016

chimney fish

one who drinks and smokes a lot, often at the same time

Ben's really turning into a chimney fish, eh?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

fish in the bowl

Action of displaying your cock in an empty wine glass. Usually done at parties or formal events to loosen up the guests and initiate an orgy.

Yesterday at the party, Alex did the fish in the bowl with Stephanie's glass. He was so pissed.

by Dom900 April 5, 2011

Fish Drown

The art of attempting to prove your friend wrong, when you know that he/she is right.

I really like when you Fish Drown me. I get a sick pleasure from it.

by HrdlyWrngGuy420 April 13, 2011