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LA Fitness God

Betas stop reading.
Someone so alpha that you can't even comprehend what they are. They are more than light and darkness. They are the angels that fight your demons. They are the founding fathers of gains and fitness.

If you want to see for yourself follow @lafitnessgods on TikTok. If you can handle it!!!!!!!!!
"You are now in the presence of a LA Fitness God!" said the Alpha
by AlphaGodWolfKiller January 10, 2022
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finesse

n. when you have an academically challenging schedule and successfully dodge difficult class periods in order to compensate for your inadequacy and inefficiency.

1) Often associated with an athletic, well-balanced kid, who also has a social life, yet chooses to take a difficult courses in order to convey academic rigor to colleges. Usually has deep seated insecurities.
Mikhail: Where's Duncan? This is the fifth Econ test he's missed in a row.
Erik: That kid has finesse! We'll see him next period.

Mr. Marsheck: Anika hasn't taken a math test on time once this semester, huh? She's sure sick a lot.
Emily Kuo: It's the finesse.
by 821softball April 7, 2017
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finnesse

"my phone was finessed" or "ima finnesse a drink"
by raaazaaanaaa May 9, 2018
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finners

finners is a fat niger
by black finners bitch November 17, 2019
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Fennessy

The coolest math teahcer that can prove a triangle equal to your mom!
asapsassaspsapaspsassp saspasas sasspapaasa Fennessy
by Matt Futterleib December 15, 2008
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finesss

Ima come and finesss your girlfriend
by mayo_man November 15, 2017
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Fitness mom

Similar to soccer mom, except these women are have a specific fashion choice. They are usually wearing athletic leggings and one of the popular name brand choice of shoes, usually Nike’s (usually having a color that coordinates to their leggings). Their tops consist mostly of a tank top with sports bra underneath and covered with a fitted zip up long sleeve hoodie.

Note that many of these women are also not moms, but want to just give the appearance that they exercise to compensate or hide some other shortcoming in their life.

Their outfit can be seen on them anywhere but the gym. They will wear their fitness mom apparel to their children’s school functions, inside of a Target, or at a Starbucks to give the appearance to others that they live such a busy life and exercise to look and feel great and that they have to get things done right after their “workout” for the sole purpose of making others believe they are something that they actually aren’t.
Did you see that fitness mom today at the 6th grade graduation?
by GdoggX December 23, 2017
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