Someone who: likes their own statuses, adds so many friends in one day that the account disables itself from adding more people, actually jacks off to other people's photos, tries to chat with you when your offline, has 10 statuses in one day, likes a page and then talks shit about it under the comments, likes Justin Beiber's page, thinks he's a smart ass and types in "1st to comment under pages comments, says their the 1st to comment and they actually aren't, comments "like" instead of actually liking the status, stalks other people's photos constantly, has had facebook for longer than a year and still doesn't have a profile picture, draws penises as their status, comments "add me" under pages comments, actually adds those people, has the notes box available and does not have any written down, only uses facebook for the games, actually sits their after updating their status and actually waits for someone to comment on it and then they comment back 5 seconds later, and thinks life is facebook
The Facebook Faggot actually jacked off to the midget's profile picture!!!
Interesting Fact: If facebook was a country, it would have the 3rd largest population
Interesting Fact: If facebook was a country, it would have the 3rd largest population
by Monster max December 17, 2010
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1. A term used to refer to homosexuals, often as a slur.
2. A bundle of sticks
3. The Bottom in a BD/SM relationship
Coined in the victorian era, this term comes from the practice in British Public Schools of making the students do menial tasks such as gathering the sticks to make Faggots, which were used instead of logs. These menial tasks became known as "Faggot-work", and it was the lowest of the low socially that typically were made to do these tasks. These boys were often physically weak as well, and were left open to sexual advances from other boys or teachers with little or recourse to refuse
2. A bundle of sticks
3. The Bottom in a BD/SM relationship
Coined in the victorian era, this term comes from the practice in British Public Schools of making the students do menial tasks such as gathering the sticks to make Faggots, which were used instead of logs. These menial tasks became known as "Faggot-work", and it was the lowest of the low socially that typically were made to do these tasks. These boys were often physically weak as well, and were left open to sexual advances from other boys or teachers with little or recourse to refuse
1. That Elton John is such a faggot!
by DemonNick May 13, 2005
Get the Faggot mug.What people yell when they see those group of "people" that call themselves "Panic! at the Disco". They also call that stuff that they make "music", when all they really do is sob about how they're life sucks worse than everybody else's and how they can never get laid. They dress like girls in their music videos because the teenie boppers think it's "cool".
If Faggot! at the Disco really wants to know what it's like for life to suck, they should go live in the ghetto. Give them one hour there, and they'll cut themselves to death.
by mcpee pants June 11, 2006
Get the Faggot! at the Disco mug.those people who put the fake halfway broken baseball sticker that gives the illusion of shattered glass on thier car with the ball sticking out... what the fuck? you can just put your teams logo on your car .. you dont need a fuckin retarded sticker that looks like a ball is sticking out of the glass thats so dumb
by MYNAMEIST March 6, 2007
Get the baseball glass faggot mug.A term used in American English to distract others from the speaker's dissatisfaction with his own homosexuality.
Spoken: "John is such a faggot."
Meaning: "I would love to drink John's cum, but I hate being gay and certainly don't want anyone else to know that I am."
Meaning: "I would love to drink John's cum, but I hate being gay and certainly don't want anyone else to know that I am."
by gritseater July 11, 2008
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by tjbf55 March 22, 2009
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