facelunch

Similar to facepalm, or headdesk, facelunch is when someone puts their head into their food in frustration or disappointment.

Alice: "I wanna marry Edward Cullen and have his babies!"
Bob: *facelunch*

by Strewth January 25, 2010

Facelife

A person's activeness within the social network Facebook.com Games, Friends, Posts ect..

"How's your facelife?" "Kelly has a very active facelife" "Tim has no Facelife" as in doesn't have a profile yet

by TheDadFather November 19, 2010

faceloling

The combination of both facepalming, and loling.

I was faceloling so hard at that noob the other day. He tried to troll me and ended up being trolled... fail.

by Drunken.Canadian & [Shell.dll] December 2, 2010

Facelooker

A person who collects numerous friends on Facebook but who never posts or responds to anything.

I know Bob is skulking about on Facebook because his picture is on "Friends on Chat" all day. He has 1,437 friends and never responds or posts anything. He's a Facelooker!

by livesinmymomsbasement June 24, 2011

Fanecdote

A short, humorous story directly relating to the female genitalia. Formed by a portmanteau of the words anecdote and fanny.

If I had ten pence for every time she's told the fanecdote about her clit ring and the industrial magnet I'd have £2.40.

by Zipp Von Faffenritter December 20, 2012

facelationship

a Facebook relationship.

Xani and Mary just announced a life event, Xani and Mary are in a Facebook relationship, a facelationship.

by Xani121 October 22, 2013

Faceless Assassins

An organization, group, or gang of aggressive/violent teenage girls. They swear to protect their friends from boys and heartbreak. All of the girls in the gang are single. It is lead by three girls, who go by the code names of Jeb, Moko, and Olive. Their gang symbol is the three right fingers on their right hand over their left eye. Their mascot is a ninja snail.

Don't mess with these girls or their friends.

Boy 1: guys, I broke up with my girlfriend.
Boy 2: oh no.
Boy 3: you'd better watch out, the faceless assassins will be after you.

by Slim Biscuit December 19, 2013