an un-fater is someone who considers all the what would have beens, and does not recognise that there is only one possible sequence of events through time.
an un-fater would say: "If I caught that bus I would have been on time for work"
whereas a fater realises that this option should not even be considered as fate would have it that the next bus is to be caught as there are infinite unforeseen events that could occur.
whereas a fater realises that this option should not even be considered as fate would have it that the next bus is to be caught as there are infinite unforeseen events that could occur.
by David Bellingham June 12, 2008
Get the un-fater mug.This is a group of males in college who pay money to spend time together. They do a lot of community service, like a couple of hours a month, to prove to the world how great they are. They host a ton of parties with copious amounts of booze; females can come for free, but few men not affiliated with the fraternity are allowed in without paying. This makes it easier for frat boys to get laid. People in fraternities tend to preppy and metrosexual or absolutely disgusting slobs; there is rarely any middle ground.
College student: How's the frat coming along?
Fraternity brother: It's not a frat. It's a fraternity!
CS: Uhh, ok. Sorry, I guess?
FB: You guess? You wouldn't call your country a cunt, would you?
CS: Well, I don't now, but I might if it was something I could choose to be in, I paid a ton of money for it, and the only benefit of being in it was so I could pay money to hang around with a lot of other like-minded homophobic rapists who claim they're better than everyone else. But hey, paying an extra 8 grand a year is so worth it for the bonds of brotherhood, am I right? My actual brother, you know, my twin, hasn't gone through nearly the same things as I have, like getting raped up the ass by the VP of recruitment. That's love, right there.
Fraternity brother: It's not a frat. It's a fraternity!
CS: Uhh, ok. Sorry, I guess?
FB: You guess? You wouldn't call your country a cunt, would you?
CS: Well, I don't now, but I might if it was something I could choose to be in, I paid a ton of money for it, and the only benefit of being in it was so I could pay money to hang around with a lot of other like-minded homophobic rapists who claim they're better than everyone else. But hey, paying an extra 8 grand a year is so worth it for the bonds of brotherhood, am I right? My actual brother, you know, my twin, hasn't gone through nearly the same things as I have, like getting raped up the ass by the VP of recruitment. That's love, right there.
by iLikeSoup February 23, 2010
Get the fraternity mug.Related Words
fraternity
• Frate
• frater
• Fratelli
• fraternal
• fraternal twins
• fraterniture
• Fraternity Man
• Fratello
• fraternity leave
An organization that brings students together for the simple fact of having one thing in common; they all suck at life. This organization gives them the chance to buy and carry out false freindships through the organization and its ties with others like it.
Through fraternities the opposite sex can be invited to parties where they are handcuffed to the fraternity brothers for the night, because they lack enough substance as human beings to carry on an intelligent conversation and social function otherwise.
by davey10 March 13, 2007
Get the Fraternity mug.a large quantity of males in the same house attempting to gather females (usually sorority girls) to parties that involve an obscene amount of alcohol.
Bro1: lets get a bunch of Phi Mu bitches to our party at the fraternity house.
Bro2: totally. ill get the beer and gamecube.
Bro3: i think i have a black dildo in my room too!
Bro2: totally. ill get the beer and gamecube.
Bro3: i think i have a black dildo in my room too!
by Bro4 September 17, 2007
Get the fraternity mug.by Anonymous3gfour May 14, 2019
Get the Fateh mug.A bunch of rich bastards who's parents have to pay for them to have friends and f*ck girls in college.
by JMae Rocks June 10, 2006
Get the fraternity mug.a word commonly used to discribe the arsehole also see rangers end, dung funnel, mince pot, shiter, gas chamber.
by technoslut November 15, 2005
Get the farter mug.