Catastrophic Fail

Failure that approaching epic level proportions. Usually as a result of dumbass antics

Person :1 I hope this trick works

(Rides bike off a set of stairs and faceplants)

Person 2: This is what happens when you attempt something you shouldn't. This isn't epic, but you get a catastrophic fail

by The Immortal Dragon December 31, 2010

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Lethal Fail

An intense form of the term, epic fail*. Refers to an action that typically results in fatal consequences.

Started by Nikki, spread by Sadaf :-)

*Epic Fail: A mistake of such monumental proportions that it requires its own term in order to sucessfully point out the unfathomable shortcomings of an individual or group.

"Her lethal fail was beyond epic proportions when she wore those hideous shoes in public."

by NASH Love June 01, 2009

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Fidora Fail

When a person, in attempt to be cool, wears a fidora but is too chubby or is Jason Mraz.

When Jeffrey Ross wears his Fidora with a suit it is a Fidora Fail.

by ForgetHatsAlltogether November 27, 2010

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Hialeah Fail

A whole new level of Fail, most notably found in the South Florida city of Hialeah where people use steam pots for mail boxes, park in the ramp for the handicapped, ride horses up and down 49th street, use shopping carts for grills, old people park there electrical scooters in parking spots. and when people walk into a Winn-Dixie/Publix to weigh there luggage to go to Cuba

Jim: Did you see that horse drawn carriage at La Vaquita?
John: What a Hialeah Fail

by Raymond Toranzo July 15, 2010

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Fail burger

Pittsburgh based resturant Eat-n-Park has a black angus american grill burger on it menu in which it hypes up to be the best thing to come along since sliced bread and the invention of the wheel. When in all actuality it is the void of taste, small and unfilling, overpriced, and severd on buttered toast instead of a bun. The burger at one time was ok(not great), but as time went on it has turned into an uneatable mound of grease and oil on wet toast that pigs would have trouble eating, not to be critical just saying.

Eat-n-Park's new fail burger will leave you unsatisfied and with a hole in your wallet.

by TV CAR May 11, 2010

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