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Ethan

Usually throws a sick party however later someone may be stabbed by Mr. BURNS shh!
Ethan is a hairy beast known as the jew of the group
Ethan I heard your friend is under 6ft I think it was iain
by Oran gay(fraser) January 20, 2020
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The T H I C C E S T whale God in the multiverse.
Hail Ethan the true whale god!
by True whale god January 31, 2020
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A blanket name for any one of your older brother’s asshole friends.
(When dad come home from work in the evening)
“Hey what’s going on today?” Dad asked

“Oh not much, Dave has a new Ethan.” I said

by Rakis April 1, 2020
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A roid-raging muscle head that specialize in bicep gains. This causes a lack of muscle in other areas, making Ethan look like point down Doritos.
Ethan has large biceps that make others' pale in comparison.
Ethan's biceps make him look like a walking Dorito.
by a fellow gym boi April 11, 2020
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You have Ethan thighs
by Hjnnsd February 16, 2020
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An Ethan is the hottest man in the room. They are great ladies men and once you go Ethan you never go back. Has a penis. Used in the early 2010’s.
Man: HE’S SO HOT
Ryan: IKR HE’S SUCH AN ETHAN
by God father squidward February 24, 2020
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A guy with a fat cock and will eat you out at any point just call him up
Friend 1 :Hey did u get eaten out by Ethan

Friend 2 :no not yet

Friend 1 :oh just call him
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