eric

usually married to emily's

horrible at relationships
never talk
usually has blonde hair
obviously has blue eyes
gigantic forehead

wow must be a eric and emily if their relationship is that bad

by bobmarley69 April 6, 2016

Eric

Eric's are so cool to hang around.

E: Entertaining, if you ever find an Eric he will ALWAYS be entertaining.
R: Reasonable, most Eric's will be reasonable when they talk to you.
I: Intelligent, They are soo smart!!
C: Comfortable, they are so comfortable to be around.

Once you lay an eye on Eric you will absolutely love him! ❤ Of you find an Eric make sure to keep him close!!

Person: OMG!! ERIC IS SOOO FINEEEE
Person 2: IKR!!
ERIC: Smiles

by Blackwidow2018 February 4, 2018

Eric

That one short kid in first grade that kicks a girl named Michele in the stomach because she took the last juice box.

Person1:Who’s the maddest lad?
Person2: That’s no question...It’s ERIC.

by DerickTheEricSlayer January 11, 2020

Eric

A guy that is annoying and plays videogames all the time also has a really small penis

Eric is so mean.

by Thetruthhteller11 April 20, 2018

Eric

The name of a boy who just wants to finish his sentences.

Person 1: Don't come for me! I said don't come for ME!
ERIC: Let me just expla...
Person 1: Eric! I SAID don't come after me. TRASH!

by My Voice is Heard February 1, 2010

Eric

A mistake

Person 1: It is to bad that Hitler did all those horrendous things.
Person 2: Yeah, I wish his parents named him Eric.

by Slimy Cauk Ninja May 31, 2016

eric

A goofy pigeon toed mother fucker. That is tall, has a large but not a workable penis that only gets action from "bigger" woman. Eric also mean C.C. or in other words a Chubby Chaser! Don't trust him with woman, EVER! Oh, and did i mention that he is a pigeon toed mother fucker.

Eric

by Eric weirdo February 24, 2010