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Ruins Everything 

When your friends/siblings find dirty meanings in everything you say because they spend all their time in Urban Dictionary.com
Sara: "Disneyland shortbreads must taste like happy endings!"

Carol: (Ruins Everything) happy ending
Ruins Everything by Sara Fonseca October 17, 2008

life, the universe, and everything 

The question that pan-dimensional space-beings asked the computer Deep Thought in Douglas Adams's book, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The computer took millions of years and came up with the answer 42. Life, the universe, and everything is also a noob board on GameFAQs that idiots post bad pr0n websies to (I hate GameFAQs).
Dude: Why the fjsk is the answer to life, the universe and everything 42?

multi purpose everything tool 

A tool that can be used for anthing. Usually a large knife or the like. I have one and i use it for all kinds of stuff. Scratchin itches, cleanin the pipe, cutting stuff, poking badgers, carvin my name in shit, widdleing, death threats, both mistemenor and felony crimes, picking locks, picking my nose, picking my teeth,(not in that order), fileing fingernails, can be used as silverware, skinning small animals, cut rope or wire, dialing numbers on the phone, typing, pokeing holes in stuff, and many others.
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ruler of everything

video made of pictures, playing to the music "Tally Hall - Ruler of Everything"
guy 1: minecraft is ruler of everything!
guy 2: nah, minecraft is ruler of everything.
guy 1: *mad*

the answer to life the universe and everything 

"hey jim, what is "the answer to life the universe and everything"?
"how many letters are in that sentence Tim?"
"uhhh 42?"
"there is your answer Tim"

fucking everything 

Your Mother.
"Fucking everything is how I met your Mother."