a duck

Someone with no common sense. May be derived from the idea that people weighed beside a duck were made of wood.

You got hit by a car. You're a duck!

by supercar November 25, 2003

duck

A nice way to swear in front of your grandparents

"o will you duck off little sister"
another
"pass the ducking potatoes grandad"

by dannyboy14 October 26, 2006

duck

can be used when someone dose something stupid, when somone is just a dumbass in general, usually its used on someone you dont like or when you makin fun of your freins

alec: "omfg liz is such a duck ass hoe"

or

sara: "duuudde it would be soo cool to tripp off shrooms and lsd at the same time"

stephanie: "wtf sara your a fuckin duck"

by FCK3Din2oblivion April 24, 2008

A duck! (smokin' ducks)

The unsmoked end of a cigarette, usually smoked only by real bums. ie Duck Hunting - digging around in an ashtray for smokable butts.

"Yo homes, I kin get a ciggyret"?
reply: "naw man, I'm smokin ducks".

by Tesserae September 25, 2006

duck

vb. to fuck

In the world of predictive texting, the word fuck is replaced, often unnoticed by the sender, to duck. Known to be common on Blackberries and iPhones.

DUCK YOU!

will you duck me tonight?

by MadHat Unspecific October 20, 2008

Duck duck goose

An adult game, as explained by cupcakKe.
In order to play this game, you will need a group of men in a circle with their penises fully hard. The person in the middle taps each penis, saying “duck” like in the traditional game, but then says “goose” when they decide which penis they want to fuck.

Tap the head of the dick, duck duck duck goose, get that dick up and running when he fuck this cooch, covered in all my cum, the dick be looking like a goose

by cupcakkeafreakk December 3, 2021

Ducking

The act of swallowing, whole, any given object.

James was caught ducking a salmon fillet.

by Mr Bins April 20, 2007