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Drew

A certified level 5 gooner who likes to draw with stuff using his cum
Hi my name is Drew menjealous
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When you tie your dick to a truck and tow it around, in order to make it grow (usually men with very small package)
Bro my dick is so small, I need to hit a drew.
by OBlockMike January 31, 2024
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Drew

A 6ft boy with a friend who is 5'11 and 3/4
"There's a guy who is 6ft tall and has a friend who is 5'11 and 3/4! He's such a Drew!"
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The guy who left my twin sister all alone in her C block English class
My twin: Drew go die in a car crash like your dad
Drew: C block C block imagine having English C block
by LemonSOCKS7777777 February 25, 2024
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The biggest simp. He doesn't care about his own significant other, only about the current girl he is simping over her. He will buy her random things and spend every waking moment possible with her. He gets upset if she doesn't return the attention.
You're being such a Drew right now.
by theetrollstagator June 27, 2024
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Drew is a wacky and whimsical elf creature native to the continent of East America.

He is an unusually small fellow that you can fit inside of your pocket; he is able to expand whenever you ask him to, and can be used as a life-raft in dangerous situations.

Once a Drew turns 18 years of age, he may participate in mating season. (Ain't much of a season, it's only December 31 - January 1.)

All Drews drop a Dogecoin(s) in a well, wishing that they will find a Mariah to mate with before sundown.
Once a Drew successful finds a Mariah, he is allowed to start a family and use his coins in any way he wants to.

Drews who deposit Dogecoins with higher sums of money will be granted significantly more luck during mating season.
Stealing/theft is VERY frowned-upon in Drew-society, Drews who steal other's coins will have -1 coin taken away and used as tax dollars, and will be forever cursed with ugly Mariahs during mating season.

Unfortunately, as of the current year, (2345) the Drew species is endangered, many Drews cannot use their coins during mating season.

Researchers have found that roughly 73% of Drews are out of coins due to severe inflation of the necessities of life, milk, bread, etc. therefore, most Drews cannot find mates to produce more and more Drews.

This is all that is scientists currently know about the Drew, many manuscripts are subject to change in the future.

Follow the New Drewke Post for more information soon to come.
Drew is an adorable elf-man who lives in New Drewke City, he owns a Toyota Supra and loves his dog.
by ItzLandon4 July 7, 2024
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"Oh that guy fucking sucks, I think he's a Drew"
by BigDickDaddy420 August 28, 2024
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