Sallon Doors

A Over Sexed woman often liked and made over sexed by Cowboys

"Shes got huge Sallon Doors"
"YEEEEHHHAAA i know there great"
"......john wanye thats the sickest thing ever"

by Zaky November 27, 2006

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painting the door

something you make up so you dont have to watch football with your high school friends

High school friends: hi chris, do you want to join us today for the football games?
Chris: No, im painting the door

High school friends: Grow up Chris, you'll never be invited again

by #celebjihad November 16, 2014

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When a woman of breeding age finds out that she will be serving an extended prison sentence which will render her infertile by her release date, yet she still wishes to reproduce, she will endeavor to have a door baby.
This is done by coercing a male donor to ejaculate into a small, tubular receptacle, usually a toothpaste tube. The tube is then smuggled into the cell via a food tray. The most common way to do this is by placing it within a hamburger bun at feed time.
The prospective mother will then insert the tube into her vagina and squeeze. Thus, with any luck, the miracle of life will occur.

"Yo this bitch was so hardcore she had a door baby"

by OB-GYN kanobe November 30, 2009

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lamborghini doors

Doorssssssss that open upward, KG. Take a look at mongolian talking sickness. These doors are usually found on a ricer.

Man, what did it cost to put lamborghini doors on your '86 CRX? About five times what the car is worth?

by Richard Munch December 1, 2004

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other door

Instruction given to a person trying to exit a room using the wrong or locked side of a double door.

After being humiliated and verbally abused by the American Idol judges, Joe burst into tears when he could not open the left door on his way out of the audition room, at which point Simon yelled "other door" and rolled his eyes.

by Dixie123 January 20, 2007

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