Doodle dong

A disapointing cheese doodle shaped penis that curves downward when erect

Jimmy rubas's doodle dong is so terrible that i bet he could fuck his own asshole.

by Steve Siciliano December 12, 2004

Donkey-Dong

A freak. A "human" whose phallus is thrice the size of any mortal man. A legend whose extraordinary penis size is matched only by the size of his muscles.
One who fits the characteristics of "Donkey-Dong" also typically doubles as a Chief-Potowatome.

Rob is the Donkey-Dong.

by Jeff John April 6, 2004

Dong Copter

An aerial phallus. They congregate at press conferences. Advanced models are capable of mid-air insertion. See also: helicockter.

His speech was crashed by a dong copter.

by Un Gato August 10, 2008

dong gates

An alternate name for the female genital opening, namely the labia and vagina. Best used when referring to an undesired length of time when the genitals have sadly been in hibernation.

If Wanda drinks too much vodka tonight, Mel might persuade her to reopen the dong gates!

by Munchma Quchi August 13, 2011

diesel- dong

When a mans reproductive organ surpasses the size of a women's face from chin to forehead

Hey samaira , how was your night with Moses , was he big ? Well he said he had a diesel- dong , but it was more like a diesel-pointment !

by rottenhope October 21, 2012

Doorbell Dong

The act of knocking on a girl's door, and immediately after she answers the door, inserting your dick in her mouth.

Most times the man is on ladder or step stool in order to reach elevation needed.

Sally was so surprised when she got doorbell donged at the hotel.

by Flomp November 10, 2009

Dong brownie

A brownie made of shit

Louis ate a dong brownie

by gochu seky June 8, 2011