Dorita

A milf. If you want a dorita, you better be hung like a horse.

Hey! See that grandma over there? She looks like a real Dorita!

by I got buns hun69 September 27, 2014

opens the wrong end of the doritos

A slang term recently developed in Northern California, implies that one is foolish, ignorant, or posesses below-average intelligence

Well, He certainly opens the wrong end of the Doritos...

by Erin Go Bragh June 21, 2006

Aggravating Blow Job Dorito

When a woman who has braces on her teeth forgets to brush before giving felatio to her man. Sometimes a tiny arrowhead sliver of a nacho cheese Dorito gets stuck between her braces and causes pain and discomfort to the penis. Ow !!

Why you got that ice cold Michelob Dry bottle on your crotch ?

That same old aggravating blow job dorito !!

You better tell that bitch to switch to cheetoes !!

by Bel Aire Beeryan May 27, 2010

dorito

my bae

i love dorito

by rebeccam1234x July 7, 2021

doitch

dutch with an moron accent

hes doitch

by brittany December 28, 2003

Doritos jizz

when a male is heaving sex with someone then cums on some Doritos to make a tasty snack for the women

i like Doritos jizz.it was tasty!!!!!

by Yuhms August 1, 2011

doit

arse hole

You love the doit

by justin May 21, 2004