David

David is an asshole who has to come up with compliments for himself on urban dictionary because he was never praised as a child

Fuck you david

by Anonymous 4734902 March 7, 2022

David

a nigga that beats his dick every day

your such a david

by jsvremm November 21, 2021

David

David is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet. Hes kind and sweet and always puts you before himself. He can be an ass at times but it’s all him being sarcastic. He deserves the world but he doesn’t seem to realize it. I love you so much, more than all the moms ever.

Person one: wow is that David’s
Person two. Yes 😍 big cock

by Terra Reko November 2, 2021

David

David is a truthseeker, and when he talks to you it feels like he gave you truth serum because you're so comfortable you will want to tell him everything. "Exploring the possibilities" with David will ignite your every fantasy, dream, desire, and reality. David will give you every emotional, intellectual, physical and spiritual connection that you will ever need. When you meet David thank him for being him - Sweet, Cool, Crazy, Sexy and Loveable. David will make you feel like you're the most special person in the world. It's impossible not to love David, and he will give you permission to say "I love you." Today is David's birthday, but he in turn will give you the most remarkable gift anyone could ever receive -- the gift of him.

I'm all in my head David-ing, dreaming of him and wishing he were here.

by DaijaMae January 25, 2020

David

A SIMP

David is a simple

by Davey November 30, 2021

David

David is a great guy. He takes time to get to know you and appreciates you for who you are. He’s accepting and loyal and very kind. Well mannered, respectful and caring are also words that describe this amazing human being. He can overthink at times, and doubts himself a little bit, even though he’s whip sharp. He’s funny and gentle and a genuine person. He also possesses a very nice voice:). His memory aint the best though, yet he still randomly remembers things you said out of no where. He’s amazing, and im happy to know him❤️

David likes cars beep beep

by Harikaz August 24, 2022

David

The coolest and best Asian around. He was nominated for best Asian 10 executive and non executive times in row...THATS 20 BEST ASIAN AWARDS

He never Dishonored his fammery,he's a David.
He got nominated for best Asian,he's David

by Schmoebro May 9, 2018