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David

David is an asshole who has to come up with compliments for himself on urban dictionary because he was never praised as a child
Fuck you david
by Anonymous 4734902 March 7, 2022
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David

David has great music taste.
by Strrurbf March 13, 2022
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David

Someone who really likes art. Museum is his thing. He is very indecisive with a lot of things; may it be food, people and career. Very charming. His smile always dazzled me. Person who doesn’t like to argue and don’t want any trouble.
His name always reminds me of David and Goliath; hence, I call him Goliath.
by felicity14 January 28, 2020
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David

Is a tree :)
Woah you see David the dopest fucking tree ever
by Thesecondbestesttree November 20, 2021
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David

Literally a god. Everyone loves to be around him. Can't disagree, he's a ladies man, although he may be smiling around with anime waifus. Very flattering. Happiness walks in when he talks to you. Amazing friend to anyone. May be socially awkward, but an idiot with friends. The best boyfriend/husband material any girl could ask for. He's respectful to women and respectful to all people who deserve it. His smile can cure your depression /j. Reliable, cute, ugh there's literally no words to describe him about how amazing he is

I'm getting all red now

Don't lose your Davids, they're as valuable as money <3
"I LOVE HIM, I LOVE HIM, I LOVE HIM SO DAMN MUCH 💛"
"David is the best thing that has happened to me"
"I can always rely on David"
by Mage_101 June 28, 2021
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david

big,round,stays in the bathroom for years.
"oh god do you hear that?"
"is that an earthquake??"
"never mind its just david."
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David

David is a dream daddy
by Yourdaddy229075 April 8, 2019
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