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Baseball Darts

A game where pinpoint focus and immense talent colide with mental capacity and a desire for success. The game involves all the normal rules of baseball, with high percent singles and dangerous HR balls, encanvassed with double play and sacrafice trenches. The room in which it is played is located in the deepest part of a Grace street Castle Ruled by King Shazzle and his band of goons. (see king Shazzle). Many never win and the penalty for a loss is unknown as no loser has ever been seen again. The room has been rumored to be surround by a moat filled with deadly levels of Snake juice. And if the Snake juice gets in a competetor's eye he must finish the game with one or both blind eye(s). nobody knows how to win or how to beat the residents of the castle, but Challenges often arise and the challenger always disappears. The prize for beating a resident of the Grace Castle is also unknown, some say it leads to riches and other to a life time guarantee of Copenhagis-Skoalisis. The secrecy is what cuts you to death when you enter the baseball Dart room or so they say. Some say even if a man wins, the deadly toxin of snake juice will penetrate the payers lungs, and he will die before he can collect his prize.
Baseball darts

The man playing "Baseball Darts" tipped the dart with deadly snake juice, and when thrown killed his competitor.

"Baseball Darts" killed 5 of my friends and I will have my vengeance.

I once fucked a girl and killed a girl playing "baseball darts"
by 37in9 July 22, 2009
mugGet the Baseball Dartsmug.

butt darts

a person, dayna dukett, who takes his penis out and thrusts it towards an anus.
Dayna Dukett lets his boyfriend play butt darts on his ass all night long. And he likes it.
by JOE November 18, 2003
mugGet the butt dartsmug.

butt darts

A game played in the detroit area popularized by a high school varsity baseball team. where you stick you vroom vroom in someones zoom zoom.
matt: "wheres alex and steve?"
anthony: "man they are probably playin butt darts"
by matt russian July 25, 2006
mugGet the butt dartsmug.

Penis darts

Boy A: It feels like a cylinder of pain! not just a pain on the surface but right through ! like...
Girl B: penis darts?!
by Tuna Tessticles January 9, 2010
mugGet the Penis dartsmug.

playing darts

Code for hanging out with a friend and letting him shoot cum on your face. I.e " I am going to play darts with David".
Meaning...(on phone to boyfriend)" Hey babe, I'm going to the bar..I will be playing darts with David and his friends.... I should' be home to late..love you".

I.e David will be shooting darts all over her face. So "playing darts" is code for giving head to "just a friend"
by DrLoveMD August 2, 2014
mugGet the playing dartsmug.

penitentiary darts

many prison inmates whacking off on a cracker, the last one to perform this action eats the cracker
Timothy McVeigh now gets to enjoy the pleasure and nutritional factors of playing penitentiary darts.
by harry January 21, 2003
mugGet the penitentiary dartsmug.

fart dart

The Fart Dart was invented at Michigan State University in January 2007 by a freshman who happened upon a golden opportunity. He captured a waft of his own silent fart in his hand, aimed it at his roommate, and blew it into his face. Hence, the Fart Dart was invented.
Jake decided to make friends with his floor neighbors, but ruined his chances when he blew a fart dart into Justin's face.
by Cory May January 31, 2007
mugGet the fart dartmug.

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